Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

Love is a lot like a helium balloon – it’s uplifting, but sometimes it floats away.

Love is like a pizza – it’s cheesy, delicious, and makes you happy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hope you’re not sick of these cliché sayings too.

You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it because you have excellent taste.

My love for you is like a never-ending Valentine’s Day card – it just keeps on giving.

I love you more than I love chocolate, and that’s saying something.

Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that I still need to buy you a present.

I’m so glad I swiped right on you.

You make my heart race like a squirrel on caffeine.

You’re the reason I smile, even though my face hurts.

Cupid must have hit his head when he shot me with an arrow; that’s the only explanation for why I fell for you.

Forget the chocolates, I just want your snuggles and cuddles.

Love is blind, but my love for you has perfect vision.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Love is like a box of chocolates – delightful, but sometimes you get one with weird filling.

I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

If loving you was a crime, I’d gladly go to jail.

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes part 2

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good at counting the ways I love you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentines are cheesy, and so are you.

You’re the reason I believe in love, even on Mondays.

You’re like a trillion-dollar lottery prize – impossible to win, but worth dreaming about.

I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up – mostly because my knees are weak, and my heart is pounding too fast.

You light up my life like a heart-shaped neon sign.

You’re like a fine wine – you get better with age, and you make me feel tipsy.

Love is like a roller coaster – it has its ups and downs, but the ride is worth it.

You’re my favorite notification – getting a text from you always makes my heart skip a beat.

I’m so glad I swiped right on you, my Tinderella.

You’re the missing puzzle piece in my heart.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor; I’ll settle for a guy in a hoodie and jeans who makes me laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

You’re my happy place, my safe haven, and the reason I believe in happily ever after.

You make my heart race like I’m being chased by pandas on unicycles.

I’m not a genie, but I can grant your wishes – as long as they’re for endless love and chocolates.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at poetry, but I’m crazy about you.

I don’t need a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow; I have you, and that’s worth more than any treasure.

You’re the reason I believe in love at first sight.

You’re my favorite distraction from a world of cat videos and memes.

You’re like a song stuck in my head – I can’t get you out, but I don’t want to.

I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye – and that’s a lot.

You’re like a cup of hot chocolate on a cold winter’s day – warm, comforting, and just what I need.

You’re my happy pill – no prescription required.

You’re my favorite drop on a roller coaster – thrilling, exhilarating, and always leaving me wanting more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t resist making cheesy rhymes about you.