Funny Tumbler Sayings

1. “Sip happens”
2. “Not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person”
3. “Drinks well with others”
4. “I need a coffee the size of my head”
5. “Life is too short for bad coffee”
6. “Wine not?”
7. “Too glam to give a damn”
8. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right”
9. “I have mixed drinks about feelings”
10. “I can’t adult today, I need a tumbler of wine”
11. “Drink coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing”
12. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m hungover, how about you?”
13. “I’m outdoorsy – I drink wine on the patio”
14. “Caffeine and quarantine”
15. “Wine a little, laugh a lot”
16. “I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer wine”
17. “It’s not drinking alone if the cat is home”
18. “My blood type is coffee”
19. “I drink coffee because adulting is hard”
20. “I run on coffee, sarcasm, and wine”
21. “Wine improves with age, I improve with wine”
22. “I can’t adult today, I need a tumbler of coffee”
23. “Rise and grind”
24. “Save water, drink wine”
25. “A little coffee and a whole lot of Jesus”
26. “I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up”
27. “Coffee is always a good idea”
28. “I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it strong”
29. “I have a degree in sarcasm”
30. “I drink coffee for your protection”
31. “I drink wine because adulting is hard”
32. “Coffee first, adulting later”
33. “Sarcasm is my love language”
34. “I like big cups and I cannot lie”
35. “Wine a little, it’ll make you feel better”
36. “I put the pro in procrastination”
37. “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer craft”
38. “Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid”
39. “I have a feeling my check liver light will come on soon”
40. “I have a caffeine addiction”
41. “I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it”
42. “Rise and wine”
43. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong”
44. “I need a six-month vacation, twice a year”
45. “I run on caffeine, chaos, and cuss words”
46. “I can’t adult today, I need a tumbler of beer”
47. “Mama needs coffee”
48. “Coffee, the most important meal of the day”
49. “Wine not Wednesday?”
50. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy”
51. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right (again)”
52. “Coffee, because Mondays are hard enough”
53. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized”
54. “Wine not have a glass?”
55. “I can’t adult today, tomorrow doesn’t look good either”
56. “I need a coffee the size of my to-do list”
57. “I can’t even right now”
58. “I don’t always drink wine, but when I do, I prefer red”
59. Sip happens
60. You can’t sip with us
61. Don’t spill the tea, spill the wine
62. I can’t adult today, I need a drink
63. Wine not?
64. Sip me baby one more time
65. This may be wine, but it’s also my personality
66. I’m not drinking alone, I’m social distancing
67. Drink up buttercup
68. Life is too short to drink bad wine
69. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short
70. Let’s drink and dance on the table
71. Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot
72. I don’t always drink wine, but when I do, I prefer to do it in my tumbler
73. Wine a little, laugh a lot
74. Mama needs a drink
75. Coffee, because adulting is hard
76. Espresso yourself
77. Keep calm and drink on
78. Drink wine, save water.
79. “I didn’t choose the tumbler life, the tumbler life chose me.”
80. “Tumbler? I hardly know her!”
81. “I don’t always use a tumbler, but when I do, I prefer it to be funny.”
82. “I have a tumbler problem, but I don’t want to solve it.”
83. “I don’t always spill my drink, but when I do, it’s in my tumbler.”
84. “This tumbler is my spirit animal.”
85. “My tumbler is my BFF.”
86. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why my tumbler is always with me.”
87. “This tumbler contains the elixir of life.”
88. “My tumbler game is strong.”
89. “I don’t always drink from a tumbler, but when I do, it’s full of humor.”
90. “I need a tumbler that says ‘mama needs a drink’.”
91. “This tumbler keeps my coffee hotter than my temper.”
92. “I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room with my tumbler.”
93. “I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient, just like my tumbler.”
94. “This tumbler is the key to my heart.”
95. “Tumbler: because adulting is hard.”
96. “This tumbler helps me adult, but only a little.”
97. “I have a tumbler for every mood.”
98. “I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room with my tumbler.”
99. “I run on caffeine, chaos, and my tumbler.”
100. “I need a tumbler that says ‘I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.'”

Funny Tumbler Sayings part 2