Funny Snow Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Snowflakes are like little freeloading fairies that fall from the sky.

Snow days: nature’s way of saying ‘sorry for all the cold weather’.

Snow: the glitter that nature throws at us to make winter less bleak.

Snowball fights: the original snow sport.

If you can’t beat the cold, you might as well embrace it and build a snowman.

Every snowflake is unique, just like your mom’s homemade cookies.

Snowmen are overrated. I prefer to build snowcastles instead.

I prefer my snow in the form of ice cream.

Snow angels: the only workout I’m willing to do in subzero temperatures.

When life gives you snow, make snow cones.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it…aw man, now I have to shovel.

The only thing that melts faster than a snowflake is my willpower to go outside in the cold.

Snow is like a blanket of frozen regret covering the ground.

Snowfall is just nature’s way of telling us to stay in and watch Netflix.

Snowflakes are like the confetti of winter – beautiful, but a pain to clean up.

Snow: the reason why some people have trust issues with weather forecasts.

You know it’s winter when your car gets a new icy paint job every morning.

Snow: because throwing ice at people is frowned upon.

Who needs a gym when you can shovel snow for an hour?

The best thing about winter is that you can always blame your slowness on the icy conditions.

Snowstorms are like nature’s way of giving introverts a valid excuse to stay home.

Snow is just rain’s fluffier, more magical cousin.

Snow is the ultimate parachute for little birds who can’t fly.

Snow is like a white mask that covers everything’s imperfections – just like Instagram filters.

Snow days: the ultimate jackpot for kids, and the ultimate headache for parents.

The only thing colder than a snowstorm is my ex’s heart.

Snow is like glitter: it gets everywhere and you find it in random places six months later.

Snow: the only time it’s acceptable to wear a onesie as an adult.

Snowball fights are just the winter version of dodgeball – with frozen projectiles.

Snowstorms bring people together: in the fight against mother nature or the communal misery of being stuck indoors.

Hot chocolate is my favorite winter sport.

I enjoy winter sports, like sitting by the fireplace and watching the snowfall.

I have a love-hate relationship with snow – I love the idea of it, but hate the reality of shoveling.

If snow had a personality, it would be that friend who always overstays their welcome.

Snow: the ultimate excuse to wear your comfiest, oversized sweater.

I like my snowflakes how I like my coffee – frozen and falling from the sky.

Snow is nature’s way of saying ‘you forgot to buy milk’.

My relationship status: in a committed relationship with my fuzzy slippers and a cup of hot cocoa.

Snow is like natural glitter that Mother Nature sprinkles on the world.

Winter is the season when you start to question if you have a personal vendetta against your own toes.

Snow is just Mother Nature’s attempt at making the world a giant snow cone.

Who needs fireworks when you can watch the sparkly magic of fresh snowfall?

Snow is just a polite way of saying ‘sorry, no social plans tonight’.

The best thing about snow is the excuse to stay home and binge-watch your favorite TV shows guilt-free.

Snow: the ultimate surprise makeover for your neighborhood – everything looks prettier when covered in a white blanket.

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