Funny Shot Glass Sayings

1. “Shots, shots, shots, everyone!”
2. “I’ll stop drinking shots when they stop making them so delicious.”
3. “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
4. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a shots person.”
5. “Shots: because adulting is hard.”
6. “I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style.”
7. “Shots: because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.”
8. “Drink like a fish, take shots like a champion.”
9. “I’m not drunk, I’m just shot challenged.”
10. “I’m not short, I’m shot-sized.”
11. “Shots: the liquid courage you need to conquer the night.”
12. “In shots we trust.”
13. “Shots: because life is too short to drink slowly.”
14. I didn’t choose the shots life, the shots life chose me.
15. “I take shots like a boss.”
16. “Shots: the reason I can dance like nobody’s watching.”
17. “Here’s to nights we can’t remember with friends we’ll never forget.”
18. “If you’re not taking shots, you’re doing it wrong.”
19. “Shots: the only medicine you need.”
20. “Life is short, take the shot.”
21. “Shots: the ultimate social lubricant.”
22. “If life gives you lemons, take a shot of tequila.”
23. “I may be a lightweight, but I take my shots seriously.”
24. “Shots: because hangovers are temporary, but memories are forever.”
25. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy shots.”
26. “Shots: the liquid version of a high-five.”
27. “I’ll have a shot of confidence, please.”
28. “Shots: because sometimes you need to celebrate life’s little victories.”
29. “Let’s take a shot and forget all our problems.”
30. “Shots: the best way to end a long day.”
31. “I’m not drunk, I’m shot-spired.”
32. “Shots: the fuel that powers the dance floor.”
33. “I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer to do it with friends.”
34. “Shots: because life’s too short to drink boring drinks.”
35. “I take shots to forget I’m a grown-up.”
36. “Shots: the adult version of candy.”
37. “I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but have you ever seen me and Captain Tequila in the same room?”
38. “Shots: the liquid version of a hug.”
39. “Here’s to a night we’ll never remember with friends we’ll never forget.”
40. “I’m not drunk, I’m just a little shot out.”
41. “Shots: the ultimate icebreaker.”
42. “I may be small, but I can handle a shot like a pro.”
43. “Shots: the reason we have more fun than everyone else.”
44. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a shots before breakfast person.”
45. “Shots: because sometimes you just need a little liquid courage.”
46. “If life hands you limes, take a shot of vodka.”
47. “I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a smile.”
48. “Shots: the liquid version of a thumbs-up.”
49. “I can’t adult today, I need a shot”
50. “Whiskey business”
51. “I’m not drunk, I’m just resting my eyes”
52. “My doctor says I need glasses, so I got shot glasses”
53. “I’m not drinking alone, I’m with my cat”
54. “I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila”
55. “Here’s to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty girl and an honest one, a cold beer and another one”
56. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right”
57. “Drink triple, see double, act single”
58. “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome”
59. “Alcohol you later”
60. “I have a drinking problem… I can’t afford it”
61. “A shot a day keeps the doctor away”
62. “My personality is 90% alcohol”
63. “I like my coffee black and my tequila gold”
64. “Wine not?”
65. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a morning drinker”
66. “I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast”
67. “This may be the wine talking, but I love wine”
68. “Why limit happy to an hour?”
69. “My liver needs a vacation”
70. “I don’t get drunk, I get awesome”
71. “I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer to do it with friends”
72. “Cheers to beers and good cheers”
73. “This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow”
74. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for the next shot”
75. “Tequila, because sometimes beer just isn’t enough”
76. “Life is too short to drink bad wine”
77. “Wine a little, laugh a lot”
78. “You had me at merlot”
79. “Drink up, buttercup”
80. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria”
81. “I like my whiskey old and my women young”
82. “I’m not drunk, I’m just having a good time”
83. “Tequila, it makes me happy”
84. “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a connoisseur”
85. Drink like a pirate, party like a mermaid
86. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again”
87. “I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution”
88. “Vodka, because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it”
89. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy”
90. “I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style”
91. “Beer: because sometimes one drink is just not enough”
92. “Wine a little, you’ll feel better”
93. “Tequila, it’s like a vacation in a bottle”
94. “I’m not drunk, I’m just practicing my dance moves”
95. “Tequila is not my friend, but sometimes it’s my wingman”
96. “I like my bourbon like I like my men, strong and handsome”
97. “”Let’s get shipfaced”
98. “Drink like a pirate, party like a captain”
99. “Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!”
100. “My liver hurts just looking at this”

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