- “Shots, shots, shots, everyone!”
- “I’ll stop drinking shots when they stop making them so delicious.”
- “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
- “I’m not a morning person, I’m a shots person.”
- “Shots: because adulting is hard.”
- “I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style.”
- “Shots: because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.”
- “Drink like a fish, take shots like a champion.”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just shot challenged.”
- “I’m not short, I’m shot-sized.”
- “Shots: the liquid courage you need to conquer the night.”
- “In shots we trust.”
- “Shots: because life is too short to drink slowly.”
- I didn’t choose the shots life, the shots life chose me.
- “I take shots like a boss.”
- “Shots: the reason I can dance like nobody’s watching.”
- “Here’s to nights we can’t remember with friends we’ll never forget.”
- “If you’re not taking shots, you’re doing it wrong.”
- “Shots: the only medicine you need.”
- “Life is short, take the shot.”
- “Shots: the ultimate social lubricant.”
- “If life gives you lemons, take a shot of tequila.”
- “I may be a lightweight, but I take my shots seriously.”
- “Shots: because hangovers are temporary, but memories are forever.”
- “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy shots.”
- “Shots: the liquid version of a high-five.”
- “I’ll have a shot of confidence, please.”
- “Shots: because sometimes you need to celebrate life’s little victories.”
- “Let’s take a shot and forget all our problems.”
- “Shots: the best way to end a long day.”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m shot-spired.”
- “Shots: the fuel that powers the dance floor.”
- “I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer to do it with friends.”
- “Shots: because life’s too short to drink boring drinks.”
- “I take shots to forget I’m a grown-up.”
- “Shots: the adult version of candy.”
- “I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but have you ever seen me and Captain Tequila in the same room?”
- “Shots: the liquid version of a hug.”
- “Here’s to a night we’ll never remember with friends we’ll never forget.”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just a little shot out.”
- “Shots: the ultimate icebreaker.”
- “I may be small, but I can handle a shot like a pro.”
- “Shots: the reason we have more fun than everyone else.”
- “I’m not a morning person, I’m a shots before breakfast person.”
- “Shots: because sometimes you just need a little liquid courage.”
- “If life hands you limes, take a shot of vodka.”
- “I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a smile.”
- “Shots: the liquid version of a thumbs-up.”
- “I can’t adult today, I need a shot”
- “Whiskey business”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just resting my eyes”
- “My doctor says I need glasses, so I got shot glasses”
- “I’m not drinking alone, I’m with my cat”
- “I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila”
- “Here’s to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty girl and an honest one, a cold beer and another one”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right”
- “Drink triple, see double, act single”
- “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome”
- “Alcohol you later”
- “I have a drinking problem… I can’t afford it”
- “A shot a day keeps the doctor away”
- “My personality is 90% alcohol”
- “I like my coffee black and my tequila gold”
- “Wine not?”
- “I’m not a morning person, I’m a morning drinker”
- “I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast”
- “This may be the wine talking, but I love wine”
- “Why limit happy to an hour?”
- “My liver needs a vacation”
- “I don’t get drunk, I get awesome”
- “I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer to do it with friends”
- “Cheers to beers and good cheers”
- “This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for the next shot”
- “Tequila, because sometimes beer just isn’t enough”
- “Life is too short to drink bad wine”
- “Wine a little, laugh a lot”
- “You had me at merlot”
- “Drink up, buttercup”
- “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria”
- “I like my whiskey old and my women young”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just having a good time”
- “Tequila, it makes me happy”
- “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a connoisseur”
- Drink like a pirate, party like a mermaid
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again”
- “I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution”
- “Vodka, because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it”
- “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy”
- “I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style”
- “Beer: because sometimes one drink is just not enough”
- “Wine a little, you’ll feel better”
- “Tequila, it’s like a vacation in a bottle”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just practicing my dance moves”
- “Tequila is not my friend, but sometimes it’s my wingman”
- “I like my bourbon like I like my men, strong and handsome”
- “”Let’s get shipfaced”
- “Drink like a pirate, party like a captain”
- “Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!”
- “My liver hurts just looking at this”
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