Funny Shirt Sayings For Guys

1. I put the man in manly.
2. Real men wear pink. And occasionally, a cape.
3. I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
4. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
5. I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.
6. I’m not balding, I’m just tall hair challenged.
7. I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.
8. I don’t need a haircut, I need a beard trim.
9. I may be a handful, but at least you’ll have two.
10. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
11. I’m not old, I’m a classic.
12. I’m not lost, I’m exploring.
13. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.
14. My wife says I don’t listen to her… or something like that.
15. I have a degree in sarcasm.
16. I can’t adult today, I need a nap.
17. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for later.
18. I’m not stubborn, I’m determined.
19. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate.
20. I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.
21. I’m not rude, I’m just honest.
22. I’m not crazy, I’m just enthusiastic.
23. I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight warrior.
24. I’m not old, I’m just experienced.
25. I’m not anti-social, I’m selectively social.
26. I don’t snore, I dream I’m a motorcycle.
27. I’m not single, I’m just saving myself for someone who deserves me.
28. I’m not late, everyone else is just early.
29. I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look.
30. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
31. I’m not anti-social, I’m just socially selective.
32. I’m not a morning person, I’m a zombie until I have my coffee.
33. I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.
34. I’m not fat, I’m just cultivating mass.
35. I’m not clumsy, I’m just performing my own stunts.
36. I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.
37. I don’t have a dad bod, I have a father figure.
38. I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.
39. I’m not forgetful, I’m just preoccupied.
40. I’m not a procrastinator, I’m a strategic delayer.
41. I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my daydreams.
42. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee achiever.
43. I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just creatively efficient.
44. I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned.
45. I’m not a superhero, but I play one in my dreams.
46. I’m not in shape, I’m just trying to reduce my carbon footprint.
47. I’m not clumsy, I’m just allergic to gravity.
48. I’m not rude, I’m just speaking my mind.
49. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell.
50. I’m not a morning person, I’m a serial snoozer.
51. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for when I need it.
52. I’m not a morning person, I’m a breakfast enthusiast.
53. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right
54. I never finish anythi
55. I can’t adult today
56. I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination
57. I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient
58. I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome
59. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person
60. I can’t keep calm, I have anxiety
61. I have a degree in sarcasm
62. I’m a lover, not a fighter. But I will fight for what I love
63. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m always right
64. I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas
65. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person
66. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy
67. I have a PhD in procrastination
68. I may be wrong but I doubt it
69. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view
70. I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
71. I’m not short, I’m fun-sized
72. I’m not stubborn, I’m just committed to my opinions
73. I can’t adult today, I need a nap
74. I’m not lazy, I’m just highly efficient
75. I have the memory of a goldfish
76. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…again
77. I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong
78. I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair
79. I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted
80. I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see
81. I’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy for something important
82. I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes I’m sleeping
83. I’m not arguing, I’m just stating the facts as I see them
84. I’m not a morning person, I’m a noonish person
85. I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient
86. I’m not grumpy, I just don’t enjoy fake conversations
87. I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong
88. I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome
89. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right
90. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion
91. I’m not opinionated, I’m just always right
92. I’m not grumpy, I’m just conserving my energy
93. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy
94. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately debating
95. I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately stating my opinion
96. I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong
97. I’m not always grumpy, I’m just selective with my conversations
98. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person
99. I’m not bald, I’m just follicly challenged
100. I’m not always right, but I’m usually pretty close

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