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Funny Sexy Quotes

I’m not wearing any socks, and I have sex daily – selective memory!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

I’m like a prince in disguise. Can I borrow your glass slipper?

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something. My jaw.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute’cumber.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to have a date.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.

I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute’cumber.

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Can you tell me the time? Because I just lost track when I saw you.

Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off whenever I’m with you.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute’cumber.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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