I’m not wearing any socks, and I have sex daily – selective memory!
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
I’m like a prince in disguise. Can I borrow your glass slipper?
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.
I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something. My jaw.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Funny Sexy Quotes part 2
Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute’cumber.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to have a date.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute’cumber.
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
Can you tell me the time? Because I just lost track when I saw you.
Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off whenever I’m with you.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute’cumber.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
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