Funny Sexy Quotes

I’m not wearing any socks, and I have sex daily – selective memory!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

I’m like a prince in disguise. Can I borrow your glass slipper?

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something. My jaw.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Funny Sexy Quotes part 2

Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute’cumber.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to have a date.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.

I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute’cumber.

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Can you tell me the time? Because I just lost track when I saw you.

Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off whenever I’m with you.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute’cumber.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Alfred Sorsazo

A seeker of inspiration and beauty in words. I share quotes that touch the soul, provoke thought, and inspire change.

Finding and sharing wisdom that helps you better understand yourself and the world around you. Why quotes? Short phrases contain incredible power - they can inspire, support, give hope, or just make you smile.

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