Funny Sayings Shot Glass Sayings

1. Here’s to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.
2. Drink up, buttercup.
3. Shots, shots, shots, everybody!
4. You’re not drunk until you’re speaking in cursive.
5. I didn’t text you, tequila did.
6. Let’s get shipfaced!
7. Drink like a pirate, party like a mermaid.
8. I have mixed drinks about feelings.
9. Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
10. A shot a day keeps the doctor away.
11. Here’s to nights we won’t remember with friends we’ll never forget.
12. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…after a few shots.
13. Let’s get lit like a Christmas tree.
14. Bottoms up, it’s time to get rowdy.
15. I’m not drunk, I’m just happy.
16. Cheers to the nights we can’t remember with the friends we won’t forget.
17. Sip happens.
18. In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
19. Time flies when you’re having rum.
20. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
21. Life is too short for bad wine and boring shots.
22. Drink coffee, do stupid things faster with more energy.
23. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
24. Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
25. Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.
26. A little bit of liquid courage never hurt anyone.
27. Alcohol you later!
28. I’m not slurring my words, I’m speaking in cursive.
29. Let’s get tipsy!
30. I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
31. Whiskey business.
32. Here’s to alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
33. It’s not drinking alone if the cat’s home.
34. I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila.
35. Tequila is not my friend, but sometimes it’s my wingman.
36. Drink up, it’s time to get silly.
37. Vodka is just fun water.
38. I have a strict policy of not drinking anything that tastes better than it looks.
39. I didn’t choose the shot life, the shot life chose me.
40. Let’s get weird.
41. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…with a shot in my hand.
42. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a shot enthusiast.
43. Here’s to a night we’ll never forget, and friends we’ll never remember.
44. Let’s drink like it’s our job.
45. Shots for the shots!
46. I don’t always drink shots, but when I do, I prefer them in multiples.
47. Life is too short for bad shots.
48. A shot in the hand is worth two in the bottle.
49. Let’s drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may die from alcohol poisoning.
50. I’m not saying let’s get drunk and make bad decisions, but let’s get drunk and make bad decisions.
51. Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember, with the friends we’ll never forget, because they won’t let us.
52. Let’s drink like we’re Irish and fight like we’re Italian.
53. A party without shots is just a meeting.
54. We drink to forget, but we always remember.
55. Drink like a pirate, party like a mermaid.
56. Life is too short to drink cheap liquor.
57. The only thing better than a good drink is a good drink with good friends.
58. It’s not the size of the shot that matters, it’s how you drink it.
59. Good times and bad decisions.
60. Save water, drink tequila.
61. Shots! Shots! Shots!
62. I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila.
63. In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty stupid things sober too.
64. Let’s drink to the good times and forget the bad.
65. Shots to forget, memories to remember.
66. It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home.
67. I never trust someone who doesn’t like tequila.
68. Life is too short to drink boring shots.
69. I didn’t choose the shot life, the shot life chose me.
70. Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.
71. A shot a day keeps the stress away.
72. Drink responsibly, but don’t forget to have fun.
73. The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made along the way…with a shot in hand.
74. Alcohol may not solve all your problems, but neither will water or milk.
75. I don’t need an excuse to take a shot, but I’ll take one anyway.
76. It’s not a party until the shots come out.
77. Tequila: liquid courage.
78. Life is a party, so grab a shot glass and enjoy the ride.
79. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
80. Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember and the friends we’ll never forget…unless someone took pictures.
81. Time flies when you’re having rum.
82. I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer them with lime and salt.
83. Let’s make memories that we can’t remember with people we’ll never forget.
84. Drink up, buttercup!
85. Tequila: because sometimes beer just isn’t strong enough.
86. I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I take them with friends.
87. Shots speak louder than words.
88. Good times and tan lines.
89. It’s not a shot, it’s a memory in a glass.
90. Here’s to the nights that turned into mornings, with the friends that turned into family.
91. Take a shot, it may be the only chance you get.
92. In a world full of problems, a shot of whiskey is the solution.
93. I’m not saying alcohol is the answer, I’m just saying it helps you forget the question.
94. Sometimes a shot is all you need to get the party started.
95. Life is too short to take small shots.
96. A shot of vodka a day keeps the doctor away.
97. Tequila: because sometimes one shot isn’t enough.
98. Let’s raise a glass to the good times and the memories yet to be made.

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