- Here’s to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.
- Drink up, buttercup.
- Shots, shots, shots, everybody!
- You’re not drunk until you’re speaking in cursive.
- I didn’t text you, tequila did.
- Let’s get shipfaced!
- Drink like a pirate, party like a mermaid.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings.
- Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
- A shot a day keeps the doctor away.
- Here’s to nights we won’t remember with friends we’ll never forget.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…after a few shots.
- Let’s get lit like a Christmas tree.
- Bottoms up, it’s time to get rowdy.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just happy.
- Cheers to the nights we can’t remember with the friends we won’t forget.
- Sip happens.
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
- Time flies when you’re having rum.
- Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
- Life is too short for bad wine and boring shots.
- Drink coffee, do stupid things faster with more energy.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
- Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.
- A little bit of liquid courage never hurt anyone.
- Alcohol you later!
- I’m not slurring my words, I’m speaking in cursive.
- Let’s get tipsy!
- I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
- Whiskey business.
- Here’s to alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
- It’s not drinking alone if the cat’s home.
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila.
- Tequila is not my friend, but sometimes it’s my wingman.
- Drink up, it’s time to get silly.
- Vodka is just fun water.
- I have a strict policy of not drinking anything that tastes better than it looks.
- I didn’t choose the shot life, the shot life chose me.
- Let’s get weird.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…with a shot in my hand.
- I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a shot enthusiast.
- Here’s to a night we’ll never forget, and friends we’ll never remember.
- Let’s drink like it’s our job.
- Shots for the shots!
- I don’t always drink shots, but when I do, I prefer them in multiples.
- Life is too short for bad shots.
- A shot in the hand is worth two in the bottle.
- Let’s drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may die from alcohol poisoning.
- I’m not saying let’s get drunk and make bad decisions, but let’s get drunk and make bad decisions.
- Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember, with the friends we’ll never forget, because they won’t let us.
- Let’s drink like we’re Irish and fight like we’re Italian.
- A party without shots is just a meeting.
- We drink to forget, but we always remember.
- Drink like a pirate, party like a mermaid.
- Life is too short to drink cheap liquor.
- The only thing better than a good drink is a good drink with good friends.
- It’s not the size of the shot that matters, it’s how you drink it.
- Good times and bad decisions.
- Save water, drink tequila.
- Shots! Shots! Shots!
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila.
- In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty stupid things sober too.
- Let’s drink to the good times and forget the bad.
- Shots to forget, memories to remember.
- It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home.
- I never trust someone who doesn’t like tequila.
- Life is too short to drink boring shots.
- I didn’t choose the shot life, the shot life chose me.
- Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.
- A shot a day keeps the stress away.
- Drink responsibly, but don’t forget to have fun.
- The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made along the way…with a shot in hand.
- Alcohol may not solve all your problems, but neither will water or milk.
- I don’t need an excuse to take a shot, but I’ll take one anyway.
- It’s not a party until the shots come out.
- Tequila: liquid courage.
- Life is a party, so grab a shot glass and enjoy the ride.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember and the friends we’ll never forget…unless someone took pictures.
- Time flies when you’re having rum.
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer them with lime and salt.
- Let’s make memories that we can’t remember with people we’ll never forget.
- Drink up, buttercup!
- Tequila: because sometimes beer just isn’t strong enough.
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I take them with friends.
- Shots speak louder than words.
- Good times and tan lines.
- It’s not a shot, it’s a memory in a glass.
- Here’s to the nights that turned into mornings, with the friends that turned into family.
- Take a shot, it may be the only chance you get.
- In a world full of problems, a shot of whiskey is the solution.
- I’m not saying alcohol is the answer, I’m just saying it helps you forget the question.
- Sometimes a shot is all you need to get the party started.
- Life is too short to take small shots.
- A shot of vodka a day keeps the doctor away.
- Tequila: because sometimes one shot isn’t enough.
- Let’s raise a glass to the good times and the memories yet to be made.
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