Funny Quotes Funny Cinco De Mayo Sayings

• Cinco de Mayo is just an excuse to drink margaritas and eat guacamole!
• May the fifth be with you!
• In queso emergency, break out the chips and salsa!
• Don’t be a prick, have a margarita on Cinco de Mayo!
• Taco ’bout a fiesta!
• Cinco de Drinko!
• Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot!
• Taco Tuesday meets Cinco de Mayo!
• I don’t always celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis!
• Chips and guac, because adulting is hard!
• If at first you don’t succeed, try a margarita!
• Cinco de Mayo: because nothing brings people together like tacos and tequila.
• Fiesta like there’s no mañana!
• Let’s taco ’bout how awesome Cinco de Mayo is!
• Cinco de Mayo: the perfect excuse to have a fiesta and forget about your problems!
• When life gives you limes, make margaritas!
• It’s not a party until the sombrero comes out!
• Sip happens, just have another margarita!
• Margaritas are like duct tape, they fix everything!
• Taco ’bout a good time!
• Cinco de Mayo is the one day a year it’s socially acceptable to drink tequila before noon.
• Fiesta like there’s no mañana, because it’s a workday on the sixth!
• Taco ’bout a party!
• No time for a siesta, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
• Cinco de Mayo: the only day where being a little extra is encouraged!
• Nachos are nacho ordinary snack!
• Life is short, eat the guacamole and drink the margaritas!
• Taco ’bout a great day to celebrate Mexican culture!
• Cinco de Mayo: where the food is delicious and the drinks are strong!
• I don’t need a reason to drink tequila, but Cinco de Mayo is a good one!
• Let’s taco ’bout how much we love Cinco de Mayo!
• Sip, sip, hooray! It’s Cinco de Mayo!
• It’s time to salsa and celebrate Cinco de Mayo!
• Cinco de Mayo: where even the drinks are wearing sombreros!
• Cheers to Cinco de Mayo and all things spicy!
• May your Cinco de Mayo be filled with tacos, tequila, and good company!
• This Cinco de Mayo, let’s fiesta like there’s no mañana and siesta like there’s no alarm clock!
• It’s not a party until someone spills salsa on their shirt!
• Cinco de Mayo: where the tequila flows like a river and the tacos are aplenty!
• Salsa your way into Cinco de Mayo and enjoy the fiesta!
• Cinco de Mayo: because who doesn’t love an excuse to eat tacos and drink margaritas?
• Let’s taco ’bout how awesome Cinco de Mayo is going to be!
• Cheers to Cinco de Mayo, the best holiday to enjoy Mexican cuisine and culture!
• Tacos and tequila make everything better.
• Let’s fiesta like there’s no mañana!
• Viva la fiesta!
• I don’t always celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
• May your margaritas be strong and your guacamole be chunky.
• Tacos are like hugs in a tortilla.
• Keep calm and fiesta on.
• Cinco de Mayo: because margaritas don’t drink themselves.
• I’m here for the guac and the good vibes.
• Celebrate Cinco de Mayo like a Mexican, by drinking tequila all day and eating tacos all night.
• Nothing brings people together like a piñata full of tequila shots.
• Life is better with a sombrero and a margarita in hand.
• Cinco de Mayo is like St. Patrick’s Day, but with tacos instead of beer.
• Margaritas are like happiness in a glass.
• If you’re not drinking tequila on Cinco de Mayo, you’re doing it wrong.
• Happy Cinco de Mayo! Let’s taco ’bout how much we love this holiday.
• In queso emergency, break out the chips and salsa.
• May your salsa be spicy and your chips be never-ending.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tacos and that’s pretty much the same thing.
• May your tequila be strong and your hangover be weak.
• It’s not a party until the tequila comes out.
• May your Cinco de Mayo be as festive as a piñata.
• Don’t be a prick, celebrate Cinco de Mayo with us.
• Let’s taco ’bout how awesome Cinco de Mayo is!
• Life is short, eat the guacamole.
• Celebrate Cinco de Mayo like a boss: with a sombrero on your head and a margarita in your hand.
• Eat, drink, and be muy merry!
• Let’s taco ’bout how much we love Cinco de Mayo.
• Cinco de Mayo: because sometimes one margarita just isn’t enough.
• The only thing better than tacos is more tacos.
• May your Cinco de Mayo be filled with tacos, tequila, and good vibes.
• Tacos: the most important meal of the day.
• Happy Cinco de Mayo! Let’s drink margaritas and forget about our problems.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tacos, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
• Here’s to hoping your Cinco de Mayo is as awesome as your guacamole.
• Let’s taco ’bout how amazing this holiday is!
• May your salsa be hot and your margaritas be strong.
• Happy Cinco de Mayo! Let’s drink margaritas and make bad decisions.
• It’s not a fiesta until the sombreros come out.
• Life is too short to skip the guac.
• Let’s taco ’bout how awesome this holiday is!
• May your Cinco de Mayo be filled with laughter, good food, and even better company.
• Cheers to Cinco de Mayo and all the tequila shots to come!
• If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
• Let’s celebrate Cinco de Mayo like it’s 1862!
• Tacos are like the duct tape of food: they fix everything.
• May your Cinco de Mayo be as spicy as your salsa.
• Happy Cinco de Mayo! Let’s taco ’bout how much we love this holiday.
• Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially on Cinco de Mayo!
• It’s not a party until the guac is gone!
• I don’t always celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
• Margaritas: because sometimes one tequila just isn’t enough.
• Taco ’bout a party!
• Taco ’bout a fiesta!
• The only bad taco is the one you didn’t eat.
• I’m here for the guac and the good vibes.
• Life is better with chips and salsa.

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