Funny Quotes from Volunteers

Volunteering is my therapy. It’s free and more effective than talking to my cat.

I volunteer because it’s cheaper than therapy, and the snacks are usually better too.

Volunteering: because Netflix doesn’t reach out to those in need.

I volunteer because unicorns told me it’s the key to world peace. I trust unicorns.

Volunteering is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s usually something sticky.

I volunteer so that the voices in my head have somewhere to go.

I wanted to join a cult, but volunteering seemed like a more socially acceptable option.

Volunteering is like a second job, except the pay is terrible and the boss is grateful.

I don’t always volunteer, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style.

I volunteer because crop circles are too hard to make on my own.

Volunteering is my way of collecting good karma points for when I accidentally lock myself out of my car.

I volunteer because as an adult, it’s the only way I can still earn gold stars.

I volunteer so I have an excuse to wear outdated fashions and pretend it’s retro-chic.

Volunteering is the perfect excuse to put off doing laundry for another day.

I volunteer because being idolized by strangers is the closest thing to being a superhero.

Volunteering is like online shopping for good deeds – it’s addictive and always makes you feel good.

Funny Quotes from Volunteers part 2

I volunteer because it’s my secret plot to take over the world with kindness.

Volunteering: because everyone deserves to have a personal cheer squad at least once in their life.

I volunteer because it’s the only socially acceptable way to wear a cape in public.

Volunteering is like therapy, but with better snacks and less judgment.

I volunteer because it’s my way of combating the zombie apocalypse. Brains need saving too!

Volunteering is like finding your long-lost twin – it’s weird at first, but then it feels like fate.

I volunteer because it’s the closest thing I’ll ever get to being a rockstar.

Volunteering is my guilty pleasure – it’s like eating a whole tub of ice cream, but without the calories.

I volunteer because it’s my way of proving that good things can come from bad hairstyles.

Volunteering is like joining a secret society, except the initiation involves more cookie baking and less hazing.

I volunteer because I believe in the power of awkward hugs to change the world.

Volunteering: because wearing a cape in public is frowned upon, but wearing a volunteer badge is encouraged.

I volunteer so that I have an excuse to wear my collection of ugly holiday sweaters all year round.

Volunteering is like free therapy, except with more opportunities to embarrass yourself in front of strangers.

I volunteer because the world needs more heroes, and I look great in spandex.

Volunteering is like a party where the only entrance fee is a willingness to make a difference.

I volunteer because it’s the only way I can legally wear a tiara in public.

Volunteering: the one place where my inability to say ‘no’ is actually a good thing.

I volunteer because life is more fun when you have a purpose – and a funny hat.

Volunteering is like a puzzle – sometimes the pieces don’t fit, but you keep trying until it all comes together.

I volunteer because it’s my way of proving that superheroes don’t always wear capes.

Volunteering is like a dance party for introverts – you get to do your thing, but with less pressure to be cool.

I volunteer so that I can pretend to be a grown-up and have a legitimate reason to wear a lanyard.

Volunteering is like a rollercoaster ride – terrifying but exhilarating, and it always makes for a great story afterwards.

I volunteer because it’s the only way I can legally wear my collection of animal onesies in public.

Volunteering is like improv – it’s scary, but it forces you to be spontaneous and embrace the unexpected.

I volunteer so that I have an excuse to wear mismatched socks and call it ‘quirky’.

Volunteering is like a treasure hunt for good deeds – you never know what you’ll find, but it’s always worth the search.

I volunteer because life is too short to spend it sitting on the sidelines. Plus, the free t-shirts are a nice bonus.