Funny Quotes for Overthinkers

I think so much, I should charge my brain rent.

My brain is like a hamster wheel on steroids.

Overthinking: the art of creating problems that weren’t there in the first place.

I overthink, therefore I am.

If overthinking were an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist.

I overthink, therefore I have a headache.

I’m not lazy, I’m just strategically conserving energy for overthinking.

Thanks to overthinking, I always have a backup plan for my backup plan.

Overthinking is my cardio.

I don’t need a crystal ball, I just need to stop overthinking.

Overthinking: the only exercise I need for my imagination.

Overthinking is my brain’s favorite pastime.

Overthinking: the only thing standing between me and world domination.

Overthinking? More like over-achieving in the art of worrying.

Overthinking is my superpower. I can think myself into a panic in seconds.

Overthinking is my brain’s way of throwing a party and not inviting me.

I overthink so much, it should be considered a part-time job.

Overthinking: the best way to turn a molehill into a mountain.

Overthinking is like a treadmill for the mind. It never stops, and I’m exhausted.

I overthink so much, my thoughts have their own thoughts.

Overthinking: the fine art of complicating simplicity.

Overthinking? Nah, I prefer to call it creative problem-solving.

Overthinking is like trying to solve a puzzle that doesn’t exist.

I don’t need an alarm clock, overthinking wakes me up every morning.

Overthinking: the inspiration behind all the best worst-case scenarios.

Overthinking: because life is too simple and straightforward.

Overthinking is my brain’s way of making sure I never have a quiet moment.

Overthinking: the reason why I can’t make a decision without googling it first.

I overthink so much, I give my past, present, and future a run for their money.

Overthinking: the ultimate distraction from actually getting things done.

Overthinking is like spinning in circles and calling it progress.

I may not have a six-pack, but I have a PhD in overthinking.

Overthinking: the real cause of climate change. My brain is emitting too much hot air.

Overthinking: the secret behind every wrinkle on my forehead.

Overthinking: the best form of self-sabotage.

Overthinking should be classified as an extreme sport, because it’s mentally exhausting.

Doctor’s orders: less overthinking, more living in the moment.

Overthinking: the number one reason why my brain needs a vacation.

Overthinking is like playing chess with yourself and losing every time.

Overthinking: the art of analyzing a two-second conversation for two weeks.

Overthinking is my brain’s way of making sure it never runs out of things to worry about.

Overthinking: the reason why I can’t sleep at night, but can’t stay awake during the day.

Overthinking is my brain’s preferred method of procrastination.

Overthinking: the foolproof way to make a simple decision feel like climbing Mount Everest.

It’s not paranoia, it’s overthinking with style.