Funny Quotes for Husband

Husbands are like fine wine, they get better with age… and a little more expensive too!

Marriage is the process of finding out which one of you is the sock thief.

A good husband always knows how to make his wife laugh… even when she’s mad at him!

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops… for more shoes!

Husbands may not always be right, but they’re never in doubt!

A great husband always remembers his wife’s birthday… but never her age!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right… and the other person is the husband!

Husbands are like remote controls, sometimes they work and sometimes they’re just annoying!

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person… and their silly jokes!

A husband and wife may disagree on many things, but they both agree that they should have pizza for dinner!

When it comes to marriage, love is the answer… unless the question is ‘What is your husband thinking?’

Husbands may act tough, but inside they’re just big teddy bears… who can never find anything in the refrigerator!

A good husband always supports his wife’s decisions… especially when it comes to buying shoes!

Marriage is the perfect example of a great partnership… where one partner always has the TV remote!

Husbands come and go, but a good joke lasts forever!

Marriage is like a deck of cards, it starts with two hearts and a diamond… and ends with a club and a spade!

Husbands are like the weather, you never know what you’re going to get… so always bring an umbrella!

In marriage, the key to a man’s heart is through his stomach… and a good sense of humor doesn’t hurt either!

A good husband never forgets his wife’s birthday… because he can’t afford to!

Marriage is a relationship where the wife always knows best… except when it comes to driving!

Husbands are like fine wine, they’re better with age and can give you a headache if you have too much!

Marriage is the art of compromising, like when the husband agrees to watch a romantic movie and the wife agrees to watch a sports game!

Husbands are like smartphones, they’re great when they work… but sometimes you just want to throw them against the wall!

Marriage is a beautiful dance, where the husband leads and the wife tells him where to go!

Husbands are like parking spots, all the good ones are already taken!

Marriage is like a roller coaster, there are ups and downs, but the important thing is to enjoy the ride together… and hold on tight!

Husbands are like cats, they sleep all day and think they own the house!

Marriage is a partnership, where the husband pretends to be the boss and the wife lets him think he is!

Husbands are like babies, they need constant attention and sometimes they make a mess!

Marriage is a relationship where the husband always forgets to put the toilet seat down… and the wife always reminds him!

Husbands are like bungee jumping, sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith and hope for the best!

Marriage is a journey, where the husband pretends to know how to read the map… and the wife secretly checks Google Maps!

Husbands are like Wi-Fi, they connect to everything… except when you need them to!

Marriage is an adventure, where the husband is the captain and the wife is the navigator… and they both blame each other when they get lost!

Husbands are like cars, they need regular maintenance and sometimes they break down… but they’re worth the repair costs!

Marriage is a marathon, where the husband starts strong and the wife just tries to keep up!

Husbands are like fishing, sometimes you catch a big one and sometimes you just have to throw them back into the water!

Marriage is like a puzzle, sometimes you have all the right pieces… but they just don’t fit together!

Husbands are like balloons, sometimes they just need a little hot air!

Marriage is a game of chess, where the husband thinks he’s the king… but the wife is the one making all the strategic moves!

Husbands are like remote controls, sometimes they’re hard to find and sometimes you just want to change the channel!

Marriage is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you end up with the one that nobody likes!

Husbands are like GPS devices, they always know where they’re going… even when they’re lost!

Marriage is like a dance, where the husband leads and the wife just hopes he doesn’t step on her toes!

Husbands are like road trips, sometimes they’re long and exhausting… but they always provide some memorable moments!