Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski, and have you ever seen someone sad on a jet ski?
I’m not saying money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a yacht named ‘Happiness’.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy a dog, and dogs love you unconditionally.
Money can’t buy you friends, but it can definitely buy you a round of drinks.
Money isn’t everything, but it sure does make a great down payment on a Tesla.
I don’t have a money tree, but I do have a ‘money doesn’t grow on trees’ tree.
Money can’t buy class, but it can buy a wardrobe full of designer labels.
Money doesn’t grow on trees, but it does seem to disappear like leaves in the wind.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a deliciously decadent slice of chocolate cake.
Money can’t buy love, but it can definitely buy a romantic getaway to Paris.
I don’t have a money tree; instead, I have a ‘money can’t buy happiness vine’. It’s thriving.
Money can’t solve all your problems, but it can solve your ‘not enough pizza’ problem.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a ticket to a concert of your favorite band.
I may not be rich, but at least my fridge is full of takeout menus.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a super comfortable bed.
Funny Quotes about Money part 2
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy a lifetime supply of chocolate.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a day at the spa, and that’s pretty close.
I don’t have a money tree, but I do have a ‘money can’t buy common sense’ bush.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy a personal chef to make you delicious meals.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a hilarious comedian to make you laugh.
I don’t have a money tree, but I do have a ‘money is the root of all evil’ shrub.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy you a new wardrobe and a makeover.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a fancy cocktail on a tropical beach.
I may not be rich, but at least I’m surrounded by an army of cats.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy you a date with a famous celebrity.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a day at Disney World.
I don’t have a money tree, but I do have a ‘money can’t buy taste’ bush.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy you a helicopter ride over the Grand Canyon.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a hot fudge sundae on a rainy day.
I don’t have a money tree; instead, I have a ‘money can’t buy you respect’ topiary.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy you a pet unicorn, and that’s pretty close.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a year’s supply of ice cream.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy you a private island to forget about love.
I don’t have a money tree, but I do have a ‘money can’t buy you manners’ plant.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a front row seat at a Beyoncé concert.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy you a private jet to escape from love.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a lifetime supply of pizza.
I may not have a money tree, but at least I have a ‘money can’t buy happiness’ bonsai.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy you a personal trainer to get in shape.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a trip around the world.
I don’t have a money tree, but I do have a ‘money can’t buy style’ topiary.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy you a sunset cruise in the Maldives.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a house with a pool.
I may not be rich, but at least I can afford Netflix.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy you a personal masseuse to help you relax.
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