Funny Quotes About Eating Healthy

Eating healthy is great, until you see someone eating a doughnut.

I’ve tried eating healthy, but it just doesn’t taste as good as pizza.

Eating healthy is a piece of kale… I mean, cake.

Why eat a salad when you can have a burger and fries? #SorryNotSorry

I tried eating healthy once, but then I discovered french fries.

Eating healthy is easy, until chocolate enters the picture.

Who needs a balanced diet when you can have an unbalanced breakfast of pancakes and syrup?

I eat healthy… until the dessert menu arrives.

Eating healthy is like running a marathon… on a treadmill.

I eat healthy because it’s important to have a well-rounded diet… pizza, pasta, and tacos.

I attempted to eat healthy, but then I discovered cheese.

Eating healthy is great… until someone offers you a cookie.

I eat healthy… until I see a bag of chips.

Why eat a carrot when you can have a cookie?

I would eat healthier, but chocolate keeps finding its way into my shopping cart.

Eating healthy is all fun and games until someone mentions pizza.

I tried eating healthy, but then I realized vegetables don’t taste like pizza.

I eat healthy… until I pass by a bakery.

If chocolate is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I eat healthy… until Taco Tuesday rolls around.

Carrots are great, but have you tried fries?

Funny Quotes About Eating Healthy part 2

Eating healthy is like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube in the dark.

Why eat a salad when there’s a perfectly good pizza waiting for you?

Eating healthy is a challenge, but avoiding chocolate is a true feat of strength.

I eat healthy… until I see the dessert menu.

Living a healthy lifestyle is important, unless there’s cake involved.

I eat healthy… except when there’s a buffet.

Why eat a salad when you can have a slice of pizza?

I tried eating healthy, but then I met ice cream.

Eating healthy is great, until you’re surrounded by nachos.

I eat healthy… except when there’s a pizza party.

Why eat an apple when you can eat a candy apple?

I tried eating healthy, but chocolate keeps finding its way into my pantry.

Eating healthy is like trying to outrun a chocolate-covered marathon.

I eat healthy… except when there’s a potluck.

Why eat a carrot when you can have carrot cake?

I thought about eating healthy, but then I saw the dessert menu.

Eating healthy is a struggle, especially when cake is involved.

I eat healthy… until I smell freshly baked cookies.

Why eat a salad when you can have a milkshake?

I tried eating healthy, but then pizza entered the picture.

Eating healthy is like trying to do a yoga pose after a pizza feast.

I eat healthy… except when there’s a barbecue.

Why eat a celery stick when you can have celery sticks and ranch?

I tried eating healthy, but then I discovered donuts.