Funny Narcissist Quotes

I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I definitely know I’m better than most people.

It’s not my fault I’m so fabulous, it’s just genetics.

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I’m amazing, I’d have a private island by now.

Why blend in when you were born to stand out, like me?

I don’t need your validation, but it’s always nice to hear how great I am.

I’m not a narcissist, I just appreciate my own awesomeness more than most.

I’m not conceited, I’m just confident in my ability to outshine everyone else.

If loving myself is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

I’m not self-centered, I’m just the center of attention wherever I go.

I used to be humble, but then I realized I was too amazing not to talk about myself.

I don’t mean to be a show-off, it just happens naturally when you’re as amazing as I am.

I put the ‘me’ in ‘awesome’, because everything is better when it’s about me.

Being a narcissist isn’t easy, but someone has to do it.

I don’t need a mirror to tell me I’m beautiful, I just need one to admire myself.

Some people call it narcissism, I call it self-love with extra confidence.

I’m not vain, I just have an appreciation for my own fabulousness.

I’m not full of myself, I’m just full of awesome.

Funny Narcissist Quotes part 2

I may be a narcissist, but at least I’m hilarious.

Behind every great person is me, wondering why they’re not as great as I am.

I’m not self-obsessed, I’m just perpetually amazed at how incredible I am.

Sorry if my confidence makes you uncomfortable, I can’t help but shine wherever I go.

I’m not arrogant, I’m just confident enough to admit I’m awesome.

They say pride comes before a fall, but I’m so amazing I don’t think gravity applies to me.

I don’t need a spotlight, I bring my own wherever I go.

I’m not self-centered, I just have a gravitational pull towards fabulousness.

It’s not ego, it’s just a healthy appreciation for my own greatness.

I may be a narcissist, but at least I make it look good.

I’m not conceited, I’m just acutely aware of how amazing I am.

If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be ‘perfection’.

I don’t need a red carpet, I walk on glitter wherever I go.

I’m not bragging, I’m just listing my accomplishments because they’re all amazing.

I don’t take selfies, selfies take me.

I’m not a narcissist, I just prefer to be surrounded by people who appreciate my greatness.

They say modesty is a virtue, but I’m too extraordinary to be modest.

I’m sorry if my confidence makes you feel inferior, but I can’t help being amazing.

I don’t need a cheering squad, I’m perfectly capable of cheering for myself.

I’m not arrogant, I’m just better than you in every way possible.

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but no one can imitate my greatness.

I’m not self-obsessed, I’m just too fabulous to be ignored.

It takes a lot of courage to be as amazing as I am.

If you can’t handle my greatness, maybe you should find lower standards.

I don’t do humble, I prefer to do amazing.

I’m not vain, I’m just perpetually in awe of myself.

I may be a narcissist, but at least I have a good sense of humor about it.

I’m not self-obsessed, I’m just incredibly aware of how amazing I am.