Monday is like a math problem. Add Grief, Subtract Happiness, Multiply Problems, and Divide Attention.
Mondays were invented to remind us that the weekend is over and there is no escape.
Monday: The day when reality slaps you in the face and says, ‘Hey, remember me?’
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Monday is a cruel reminder that the weekend is just a beautiful lie.
You know it’s Monday when even your coffee needs a coffee.
Mondays are the villain of the weekdays, just waiting to ruin your perfect weekend.
Monday should be optional. I vote for a three-day weekend every week!
Instead of ‘Monday blues,’ let’s call it ‘Monday snooze’ because that’s all I want to do.
Monday is the result of too much fun during the weekend.
Monday is like a bacon-less burger. It’s just not right.
Mondays are proof that the universe has a wicked sense of humor.
I’m not saying I hate Mondays, but if Monday had a face, I would definitely poke it.
If I had a dollar for every time I said ‘I hate Mondays,’ I would be rich enough to retire on a Monday.
Monday: the day when even coffee doesn’t feel strong enough to get you through the day.
Monday is like a bad ex-boyfriend. No matter how hard you try to forget, it always comes back to haunt you.
You can’t spell ‘Monday’ without ‘mon,’ which is exactly how I feel on this day.
Funny Monday Quotes part 2
I’m not a fan of Mondays, but I’m not exactly a fan of anything that requires pants either.
Monday is the day where you apologize for all the things you said and did over the weekend.
Monday: the only day of the week where you find yourself questioning whether the weekend was just a dream.
Mondays are like going back to the same old boring movie sequel after an epic weekend.
Do I have to be a superhero to survive Mondays? Because I don’t think I have capes in my closet.
Monday morning is the perfect time for a game of ‘Hide and Seek.’ I hide under my blanket, and the weekend hides from me.
If Monday had a personality, it would be the Grinch stealing your weekend joy.
On Mondays, my coffee needs a little extra motivation. Like an espresso shot of ‘Is it Friday yet?’
Mondays are like getting a root canal without anesthesia.
Monday is a day where the struggle between staying in bed and adulting is at its peak.
Mondays are the reason I appreciate Fridays more.
Monday is the day when life reminds you that you used up all your good luck on the weekend.
Who needs Monday when you can have ‘Funday’ every day?
I’m not ready for Monday until at least 2 cups of coffee and a motivational cat meme.
Monday is the boss that never takes a sick day, and we all suffer because of it.
Mondays make me wish that I had a clone to endure the work while I enjoy a nap.
Mondays: the only day where even your alarm clock gives you the evil eye.
Monday: the day where even your mirror looks at you like, ‘Dude, you need some sleep.’
On Mondays, my patience is thinner than my phone battery.
If Mondays had a flavor, it would be a mix of burnt toast and disappointment.
Mondays are like unfinished puzzles. You’re not quite sure where all the pieces went.
Monday is like a bad blind date that you keep getting set up with by the universe.
Mondays are the day where I contemplate if running away to a tropical island is a viable career choice.
If Monday were a person, it would definitely be the one who steals your lunch from the office fridge.
My favorite exercise is jumping to conclusions about how terrible Mondays will be.
Mondays are a constant reminder that life isn’t a never-ending weekend, and it’s a bitter pill to swallow.
On Mondays, my energy levels are like an introvert at a party – non-existent.
If Mondays were shoes, they would definitely be the ones that pinch your toes and make you regret every step.
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