Funny Monday Coffee Quotes

Coffee: because adulting on a Monday morning requires a little bit of magic.

On Mondays, I like my coffee strong and my excuses to be ridiculous.

Life is too short for bad coffee, especially on a Monday.

I can’t espresso how much I need coffee on a Monday morning.

Coffee: the nectar of the Monday gods.

Mondays without coffee should be illegal.

I’m not a morning person, but I can pretend to be with a good cup of coffee on a Monday.

Coffee makes me feel like I have my life together… at least until noon on a Monday.

Monday mornings would be a lot easier to handle if they came with a side of coffee.

Mondays were created to make us appreciate coffee even more.

Coffee is the only Monday motivation I need.

Coffee: the ultimate Monday survival tool.

Mondays are like black coffee; they may be bitter, but they give you the boost you need to get through the day.

WARNING: Without coffee, this Monday may cause excessive grumpiness.

Coffee: because without it, I’m just a depresso on a Monday.

When in doubt, coffee it out, especially on a Monday.

Coffee: the legal drug that gets me through Mondays.

Mondays are tough, but coffee is tougher.

Coffee is my Monday morning superhero.

I like my coffee like I like my Mondays: strong and a little bit bitter.

Coffee is the official sponsor of making it through Mondays alive.

Mondays are challenging, but so is my coffee, and we can get through it together.

I don’t need an alarm clock, I need a coffee infusion on Mondays.

Coffee: the Monday morning superhero that saves the day, one cup at a time.

Mondays and coffee go together like laughter and good friends.

Coffee fuels my Monday madness.

Mondays + Coffee = Survival.

Coffee is the Monday morning equivalent of a warm hug.

Mondays without coffee are like a year without sunshine.

I drink coffee on Mondays to prepare myself for a week of caffeinated adventures.

Coffee is my Monday spirit animal.

Mondays are hard, but my coffee is strong.

Coffee: the reason I smile on a Monday morning.

Mondays are a little less Monday-ish with a cup of coffee in hand.

I love Mondays… said no one ever without a cup of coffee.

Life is too short to drink bad coffee, especially on a Monday.

Coffee is my Monday morning anthem.

Mondays are for caffeinated miracles.

Coffee is like a hug in a mug on a Monday morning.

Mondays are like a bad cup of coffee; you just have to power through and hope for better days.

Coffee: the Monday morning secret weapon for productivity.

Mondays are for miracles, and the miracle is coffee.

Coffee: because Mondays are hard enough without it.

Mondays are like an empty coffee cup; they can be refilled with a fresh start.

Coffee: the world’s most delicious Monday morning alarm clock.

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