I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I saw a mathematician with his head in the clouds. He was working on his imaginary friend.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.’
Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.’
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I saw a mathematician with his head in the clouds. He was working on his imaginary friend.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.’
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I saw a mathematician with his head in the clouds. He was working on his imaginary friend.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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