Funny IT Quotes

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I saw a mathematician with his head in the clouds. He was working on his imaginary friend.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.’

Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.’

Funny IT Quotes part 2

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I saw a mathematician with his head in the clouds. He was working on his imaginary friend.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.’

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I saw a mathematician with his head in the clouds. He was working on his imaginary friend.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.