Funny Inspirational Quotes for Women

Don’t be a lady, be a legend.

Well-behaved women seldom make history, so go ahead and misbehave!

Behind every successful woman is a tribe of other successful women who have her back.

Women are like teabags – you never know how strong they are until they’re in hot water.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!

A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

The secret to a successful life? Keep laughing – it’s the best exercise!

Who run the world? Girls!

I’m not a shopaholic, I’m helping the economy!

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

Strong women don’t have attitudes; they have standards.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle!

Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other.

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

I’m not high maintenance, I just have high standards.

In a world full of Kardashians, be a Audrey Hepburn.

I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Life is too short to have boring hair.

I love my lashes as much as I love my coffee – long and strong!

Sweating like a pig, feeling like a fox.

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, but confidence is the best accessory.

I’m a keeper – I’ve got the receipt to prove it!

I don’t workout because I hate my body, I workout because I love my body.

Funny Inspirational Quotes for Women part 2

When life gives you lemons, make a gin and tonic!

Forget princess, I want to be a ninja!

I’m not a superwoman, but I can wrangle toddlers and laundry like a champ!

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m a permanently exhausted pigeon.

Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a road map of all the laughter and adventures you’ve had!

I may be a cupcake, but I’m not your sugar.

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

When life gets tough, put on your lipstick and get shit done.

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

I’m not a fashion icon, I’m a fashion volcano!

I’m like a butterfly – pretty to look at, but hard to catch!

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better!

I’m not a snack, I’m the whole freaking buffet!

I’m not a regular woman, I’m a force to be reckoned with.

I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my own ship.

I’m not a damsel in distress, I’m a damsel who saved herself.

I’m not a troublemaker, I’m the spark that ignites the fire!

I’m not high maintenance, I just have high expectations.

I’m not a diva, I’m a drama queen!

I’m not a princess, I’m a queen in training.

I’m like a diamond – precious, rare, and always shining.

I’m not perfect, but I’m perfectly me.