Funny horse quotes

Horse: A noble spirit trapped in a clumsy body.

A horse is the only animal that will stand beside you in a thunderstorm and not leave hoofprints on your floors.

Behind every great horse is a woman rolling her eyes.

Never trust a horse to hold your drink.

I don’t need therapy, I just need my horse.

Life is better when you have hay in your pockets and sunshine on your face.

You can’t change the past, but you can always brush up on your horse riding skills.

Horses are like potato chips, you can never have just one.

Every horse deserves to be loved by a little girl (or boy).

A horse can teach you more about yourself than any therapist.

Horses are the best listeners, they never judge… unless you fall off.

Horses are the original horsepower.

My horse is my therapist, my partner, and my best friend… it just happens to be in the shape of a horse.

When life gets tough, put on your riding boots and saddle up.

If my horse doesn’t like you, neither do I.

The best view is between a horse’s ears.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I have a horse in muddy boots.

Horses are like mirrors, they reflect back the best parts of ourselves.

One day I will be brave, but for now, I have my horse to make me feel brave.

Horses: the original four-legged therapists.

Horses are the only friends that money can’t buy.

Horses: the only creatures that can make you feel small and powerful at the same time.

Funny horse quotes part 2

Life is better when you have a horse to share it with.

Horses are like potato chips, you can never have just one… unless you have a big barn.

When in doubt, let your horse do the thinking.

Horses are like wine, they only get better with age.

Horses: the original source of horsepower.

Horses have the power to make you feel 100 feet tall and invisible all at once.

When life gets tough, remember to saddle up and ride through the storm.

Horses: the cure for a bad day.

Riding: the only sport where you wear your teammate.

If horses could talk, they would have some serious comedic material.

The only thing better than a horse is a horse with a sense of humor.

Horses: the masters of the art of sarcasm… if only they could speak.

A horse is the only animal that can tell you’re having a bad day just by looking at your face.

Invest in carrots, they’re the best way to bribe a horse… or any friend, really.

Horses: the original comedians of the animal kingdom.

A horse always knows when you have a carrot in your pocket… and will stop at nothing to get it.

Horses: the only creatures that can make you laugh while they’re stepping on your foot.

Horses: the best therapists money can’t buy.

Riding a horse is like riding a comedy show, you never know what they’ll do next.

Horses: the original pranksters of the animal kingdom.

The only time a horse won’t run away from your problems is when you’re on their back.

If you want to win an argument, bring a horse to the table… they always make the best points.

Horses: the original creators of horseplay.