Funny Grill Apron Sayings

• I like big butts and I cannot lie… especially on a juicy steak.
• I grill therefore I am.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
• If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen… or just step away from the grill.
• Kiss the cook… but not too close, it’s hot.
• Grill sergeant reporting for duty.
• Come to the dark side, we have burgers.
• I like my burgers well done… like really well done.
• I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer charcoal.
• This grill is smokin’ hot.
• King of the grill.
• Grill master in training.
• Don’t make me use my grilling voice.
• My cooking is the bomb… literally, watch out for the flames.
• Grill it and they will come.
• Grillin’ and chillin’.
• I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer a cold beer.
• Life is too short for bad BBQ.
• Come for the food, stay for the company.
• Warning: grilling may cause excessive meat sweats.
• I’m not slacking off, I’m just marinating.
• I grill, therefore I am.
• Born to grill.
• Don’t worry, I’ve got the steaks covered.
• A bad day of grilling beats a good day at work.
• It’s not the size of the grill, it’s how you use it.
• Keep calm and grill on.
• Grill therapy.
• Grillin’ like a villain.
• Grill and thrill.
• Meat is murder… delicious, delicious murder.
• Trust me, I’m a grillmaster.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a good grill.
• The secret ingredient is always BBQ sauce.
• Grill time is my happy hour.
• BBQ and beer, the perfect combination.
• There’s no such thing as too much meat.
• I have a degree in grilling.
• Grillin’ is my cardio.
• You can’t spell BBQ without a little bit of me.
• My grill is hotter than your grill.
• I like my steak rare, like a unicorn.
• Nothing beats a juicy burger fresh off the grill.
• I grill therefore I am not hungry.
• May the fork be with you.
• Time to turn up the heat.
• Grillin’ with my peeps.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just in slow-cook mode.
• Come for the food, stay for the grillin’.
• Vegetarians, look away now.
• Life is too short for cheap charcoal.
• This is my grilling shirt, and it’s always medium rare.
• I grill therefore I am.
• Grilling: the only time my apron gets dirty.
• Don’t worry, I flip for you.
• Grill sergeant reporting for duty.
• I’m a grill master, not a miracle worker.
• I turn grills on.
• All you need is love and a good grill.
• I’m not just a grill master, I’m a meat artist.
• I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with beer.
• I grill and I know things.
• Kiss the cook, but ask the grill master.
• The grill is my happy place.
• I don’t always cook, but when I do, I prefer to do it outside.
• Fire up the grill, let’s get saucy.
• Real men use tongs.
• Grill hard or go home.
• I have a degree in grillology.
• When life gives you lemons, fire up the grill.
• Grill like a boss.
• I didn’t choose the grill life, the grill life chose me.
• Life is too short for bad BBQ.
• I’m not a vegetarian, I just grill that way.
• Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and where there’s fire, there’s me grilling.
• I don’t always wear an apron, but when I do, it’s because I’m grilling.
• This apron is for grillin’, not chillin’.
• I grill, therefore I am smokin’.
• Don’t mess with the grill master.
• Keep calm and grill on.
• Grilling isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
• I grill with my heart and my stomach.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about grilling.
• I don’t always grill with gas, but when I do, I prefer propane.
• Grill ’til you chill.
• I put the grill in thrill.
• Grill like you mean it.
• Grill happy, live happy.
• The grill is hot, and so am I.
• I’m not a chef, I’m a grill master.
• The best things in life are grilled.
• Grill on the outside, chill on the inside.
• A well-grilled meal is a work of heart.
• Grilling: it’s not just for weekends anymore.
• I didn’t choose the grill life, the grill life chose me.
• I like my grilling hot and my beers cold.
• Grilling is my cardio.
• I’m not a grill perfectionist, I’m just passionate.
• When in doubt, grill it out.
• Life’s too short for bad meat and bad grilling.

Funny Grill Apron Sayings part 2