Funny Grill Apron Sayings

  • I like big butts and I cannot lie… especially on a juicy steak.
  • I grill therefore I am.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
  • If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen… or just step away from the grill.
  • Kiss the cook… but not too close, it’s hot.
  • Grill sergeant reporting for duty.
  • Come to the dark side, we have burgers.
  • I like my burgers well done… like really well done.
  • I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer charcoal.
  • This grill is smokin’ hot.
  • King of the grill.
  • Grill master in training.
  • Don’t make me use my grilling voice.
  • My cooking is the bomb… literally, watch out for the flames.
  • Grill it and they will come.
  • Grillin’ and chillin’.
  • I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer a cold beer.
  • Life is too short for bad BBQ.
  • Come for the food, stay for the company.
  • Warning: grilling may cause excessive meat sweats.
  • I’m not slacking off, I’m just marinating.
  • I grill, therefore I am.
  • Born to grill.
  • Don’t worry, I’ve got the steaks covered.
  • A bad day of grilling beats a good day at work.
  • It’s not the size of the grill, it’s how you use it.
  • Keep calm and grill on.
  • Grill therapy.
  • Grillin’ like a villain.
  • Grill and thrill.
  • Meat is murder… delicious, delicious murder.
  • Trust me, I’m a grillmaster.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a good grill.
  • The secret ingredient is always BBQ sauce.
  • Grill time is my happy hour.
  • BBQ and beer, the perfect combination.
  • There’s no such thing as too much meat.
  • I have a degree in grilling.
  • Grillin’ is my cardio.
  • You can’t spell BBQ without a little bit of me.
  • My grill is hotter than your grill.
  • I like my steak rare, like a unicorn.
  • Nothing beats a juicy burger fresh off the grill.
  • I grill therefore I am not hungry.
  • May the fork be with you.
  • Time to turn up the heat.
  • Grillin’ with my peeps.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just in slow-cook mode.
  • Come for the food, stay for the grillin’.
  • Vegetarians, look away now.
  • Life is too short for cheap charcoal.
  • This is my grilling shirt, and it’s always medium rare.
  • I grill therefore I am.
  • Grilling: the only time my apron gets dirty.
  • Don’t worry, I flip for you.
  • Grill sergeant reporting for duty.
  • I’m a grill master, not a miracle worker.
  • I turn grills on.
  • All you need is love and a good grill.
  • I’m not just a grill master, I’m a meat artist.
  • I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with beer.
  • I grill and I know things.
  • Kiss the cook, but ask the grill master.
  • The grill is my happy place.
  • I don’t always cook, but when I do, I prefer to do it outside.
  • Fire up the grill, let’s get saucy.
  • Real men use tongs.
  • Grill hard or go home.
  • I have a degree in grillology.
  • When life gives you lemons, fire up the grill.
  • Grill like a boss.
  • I didn’t choose the grill life, the grill life chose me.
  • Life is too short for bad BBQ.
  • I’m not a vegetarian, I just grill that way.
  • Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and where there’s fire, there’s me grilling.
  • I don’t always wear an apron, but when I do, it’s because I’m grilling.
  • This apron is for grillin’, not chillin’.
  • I grill, therefore I am smokin’.
  • Don’t mess with the grill master.
  • Keep calm and grill on.
  • Grilling isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
  • I grill with my heart and my stomach.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about grilling.
  • I don’t always grill with gas, but when I do, I prefer propane.
  • Grill ’til you chill.
  • I put the grill in thrill.
  • Grill like you mean it.
  • Grill happy, live happy.
  • The grill is hot, and so am I.
  • I’m not a chef, I’m a grill master.
  • The best things in life are grilled.
  • Grill on the outside, chill on the inside.
  • A well-grilled meal is a work of heart.
  • Grilling: it’s not just for weekends anymore.
  • I didn’t choose the grill life, the grill life chose me.
  • I like my grilling hot and my beers cold.
  • Grilling is my cardio.
  • I’m not a grill perfectionist, I’m just passionate.
  • When in doubt, grill it out.
  • Life’s too short for bad meat and bad grilling.

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