- I like big butts and I cannot lie… especially on a juicy steak.
- I grill therefore I am.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
- If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen… or just step away from the grill.
- Kiss the cook… but not too close, it’s hot.
- Grill sergeant reporting for duty.
- Come to the dark side, we have burgers.
- I like my burgers well done… like really well done.
- I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer charcoal.
- This grill is smokin’ hot.
- King of the grill.
- Grill master in training.
- Don’t make me use my grilling voice.
- My cooking is the bomb… literally, watch out for the flames.
- Grill it and they will come.
- Grillin’ and chillin’.
- I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer a cold beer.
- Life is too short for bad BBQ.
- Come for the food, stay for the company.
- Warning: grilling may cause excessive meat sweats.
- I’m not slacking off, I’m just marinating.
- I grill, therefore I am.
- Born to grill.
- Don’t worry, I’ve got the steaks covered.
- A bad day of grilling beats a good day at work.
- It’s not the size of the grill, it’s how you use it.
- Keep calm and grill on.
- Grill therapy.
- Grillin’ like a villain.
- Grill and thrill.
- Meat is murder… delicious, delicious murder.
- Trust me, I’m a grillmaster.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a good grill.
- The secret ingredient is always BBQ sauce.
- Grill time is my happy hour.
- BBQ and beer, the perfect combination.
- There’s no such thing as too much meat.
- I have a degree in grilling.
- Grillin’ is my cardio.
- You can’t spell BBQ without a little bit of me.
- My grill is hotter than your grill.
- I like my steak rare, like a unicorn.
- Nothing beats a juicy burger fresh off the grill.
- I grill therefore I am not hungry.
- May the fork be with you.
- Time to turn up the heat.
- Grillin’ with my peeps.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just in slow-cook mode.
- Come for the food, stay for the grillin’.
- Vegetarians, look away now.
- Life is too short for cheap charcoal.
- This is my grilling shirt, and it’s always medium rare.
- I grill therefore I am.
- Grilling: the only time my apron gets dirty.
- Don’t worry, I flip for you.
- Grill sergeant reporting for duty.
- I’m a grill master, not a miracle worker.
- I turn grills on.
- All you need is love and a good grill.
- I’m not just a grill master, I’m a meat artist.
- I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with beer.
- I grill and I know things.
- Kiss the cook, but ask the grill master.
- The grill is my happy place.
- I don’t always cook, but when I do, I prefer to do it outside.
- Fire up the grill, let’s get saucy.
- Real men use tongs.
- Grill hard or go home.
- I have a degree in grillology.
- When life gives you lemons, fire up the grill.
- Grill like a boss.
- I didn’t choose the grill life, the grill life chose me.
- Life is too short for bad BBQ.
- I’m not a vegetarian, I just grill that way.
- Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, and where there’s fire, there’s me grilling.
- I don’t always wear an apron, but when I do, it’s because I’m grilling.
- This apron is for grillin’, not chillin’.
- I grill, therefore I am smokin’.
- Don’t mess with the grill master.
- Keep calm and grill on.
- Grilling isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
- I grill with my heart and my stomach.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about grilling.
- I don’t always grill with gas, but when I do, I prefer propane.
- Grill ’til you chill.
- I put the grill in thrill.
- Grill like you mean it.
- Grill happy, live happy.
- The grill is hot, and so am I.
- I’m not a chef, I’m a grill master.
- The best things in life are grilled.
- Grill on the outside, chill on the inside.
- A well-grilled meal is a work of heart.
- Grilling: it’s not just for weekends anymore.
- I didn’t choose the grill life, the grill life chose me.
- I like my grilling hot and my beers cold.
- Grilling is my cardio.
- I’m not a grill perfectionist, I’m just passionate.
- When in doubt, grill it out.
- Life’s too short for bad meat and bad grilling.
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