Funny graduation quotes

Congratulations graduate! Now it’s time to join the real world. Good luck with that!

Remember, a diploma is just a fancy way of saying ‘I survived high school’.

You did it! Time to trade in those sweatpants for business casual.

Finally free from cafeteria food and hallway drama. Congrats on making it through high school!

May your future be as bright as your highlighter.

Graduating is like crossing the finish line of a marathon, except instead of a medal, you get a piece of paper.

From cap and gown to an office desk chair, your journey is just beginning.

Now that you’ve graduated, you can finally put your teacher’s advice to ‘use your brain’ into practice.

Don’t worry, adulting gets easier after graduation… or so they say.

No more pencils, no more books, no more teacher’s dirty looks. Congrats on your graduation!

With a diploma in hand, the world is your oyster. Just don’t forget the lemon and hot sauce.

Remember, the tassel was worth the hassle.

Diploma: A piece of paper that says you’re smart enough to not listen in class for four years.

Congrats grad! Now you can finally answer the question ‘What are you going to do with your life?’ with ‘I have no idea.’

Graduation: The only time you’ll wear a cap and gown without looking ridiculous…hopefully.

Life is like a multiple-choice test. Sometimes you just have to guess and hope for the best.

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Graduating means you can now upgrade from instant noodles to microwave dinners.

Don’t worry if you don’t have your life figured out yet, most adults still don’t either.

Goodbye high school, hello higher expectations. Congrats on your graduation!

Remember, life is short. So take a break, relax, and enjoy being a graduate.

Graduation: When curtains rise, and bills come in.

Congratulations on your graduation! Now you can finally start spending your own money on Starbucks.

Don’t worry about the future, because once you enter the real world, everything will fall into place… or not.

Time to unfold your diploma and start figuring out where to display it.

Graduation: Where everyone urges you to take a leap of faith, but you’re afraid of heights.

Now that you’re a graduate, you can join the club of people who still don’t know what they want to be when they grow up.

Congrats on escaping the clutches of high school and entering the terrifying world of adulthood!

Diploma: Proof that you survived group projects and still managed to graduate.

The real world is like a game of dodgeball. Good luck dodging bills, responsibilities, and the occasional annoying coworker.

Time to trade in your textbooks for a LinkedIn profile.

Here’s to the end of all-nighters and the beginning of sleepless nights worrying about student loan repayment.

Graduation: The day you realize that you’re finally an adult and your parents can no longer bail you out of trouble.

Now that you’re a graduate, you’ll finally have time for hobbies. Like scrolling through social media and binge-watching Netflix.

Remember, just because you have a diploma doesn’t mean you’re exempt from doing laundry or paying rent.

Congratulations graduate! Now you get to put your degree to use in the real world… or online shopping, whichever comes first.

The only thing scarier than finals week is the prospect of finding a real job after graduation.

Goodbye lazy days of college, hello endless meetings and Excel spreadsheets.

Congratulations on your graduation! May your student loans be as elusive as your high school crush.

Don’t worry about being a small fish in a big pond. Just remember, even a goldfish can make a splash.

Now that you’re a graduate, you can finally start using your degree to fold laundry faster and more efficiently.

Congrats grad! Now you can put your four years of partying experience to good use in the real world.

Graduating is like reaching the top of the rollercoaster. Time to hold on tight and enjoy the ride.

Remember, it’s not the destination that matters, it’s the journey. But a good destination never hurts either.

Congrats on your graduation! May your future be filled with more laughter than 8:00 AM lectures.

Goodbye high school, hello adulthood. Time to embrace responsibility, bills, and the occasional existential crisis.