Golf: where you can spend hours perfecting your swing, only to hit the ball five feet.
Golf: the only sport where you can wear plaid pants and nobody bats an eye.
The secret to a good golf swing? Lots of practice and a little bit of luck.
Golf is a game where you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five.
Golf: the art of playing fetch with yourself.
Golf: a great way to ruin a nice walk.
Golf: the only sport where you can make friends and enemies in the same round.
Golf: where the term ‘mulligan’ is commonly used, and sometimes abused.
Golf is like a love affair: if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do, it breaks your heart.
The only way to improve your golf game is to have a worse partner.
Golf: where a bad day on the course beats a good day in the office.
Golf: the sport where you lose your balls, but still keep the score.
Golf is a game of inches – and miles of frustration.
Golf: where the handicaps are more in the players’ heads than on their scorecards.
Golf: a perfect example of how a small white ball can cause a lot of anger and frustration.
Golf: a sport that makes you feel like you’re chasing a little white ball with no end in sight.
Golf is like fiscal policy: you try to make it go down the fairway, but it always ends up in the rough.
Golf: a game that’s played with large amounts of skill and small amounts of sanity.
Funny Golf Sayings part 2
Golf: the only game where the more you drink, the better you play (or so you think).
Why do golfers always carry two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
Golf: the only game where taking a stroke penalty is sometimes the smartest move.
Golf is a lot like taxes – you drive hard to get to the green, and then end up in the hole.
Golf: where the only exercise you get is walking to and from the clubhouse.
Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Golf: the only sport where the more you play, the worse you get.
Golf is the perfect combination of exercise, skill, and cursing.
Golf: the only sport where you can have a good time and a bad score.
Golf: the sport where a good walk is spoiled by a little white ball.
Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of pants? Because they never want to get caught with their pants down on the course.
Golf: where the ball always seems to have a mind of its own.
Golf is like a puzzle, and the hole is the piece that’s always missing.
Golf: the only game where you can play like a pro one day and a complete hack the next.
Golf is a great way to get outside, enjoy nature, and lose a lot of balls.
Golf: where the fairways are narrow, the bunkers are deep, and the drinks are strong.
Why do golfers always carry an umbrella? In case it’s raining birdies.
Golf: the only sport where you can hit three good shots and one terrible one, and still call it a success.
Golf is a game that’s best enjoyed with good friends, a lot of patience, and a sense of humor.
Golf: the only game where you can play your best round ever and still feel like you lost.
Why do golfers always wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
Golf: the only game where a small white ball can cause a grown man to scream like a little girl.
Why do golfers always carry two pairs of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Golf: a game that’s played on acres but decided by inches.
Golf is like life: sometimes you make the right decisions and end up in the rough anyway.
Golf: the only sport where it’s acceptable to shout ‘fore’ and ‘four’ in the same round.
Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of shoes? In case they get a hole in one.
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