Funny Golf Sayings

Golf: where you can spend hours perfecting your swing, only to hit the ball five feet.

Golf: the only sport where you can wear plaid pants and nobody bats an eye.

The secret to a good golf swing? Lots of practice and a little bit of luck.

Golf is a game where you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five.

Golf: the art of playing fetch with yourself.

Golf: a great way to ruin a nice walk.

Golf: the only sport where you can make friends and enemies in the same round.

Golf: where the term ‘mulligan’ is commonly used, and sometimes abused.

Golf is like a love affair: if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do, it breaks your heart.

The only way to improve your golf game is to have a worse partner.

Golf: where a bad day on the course beats a good day in the office.

Golf: the sport where you lose your balls, but still keep the score.

Golf is a game of inches – and miles of frustration.

Golf: where the handicaps are more in the players’ heads than on their scorecards.

Golf: a perfect example of how a small white ball can cause a lot of anger and frustration.

Golf: a sport that makes you feel like you’re chasing a little white ball with no end in sight.

Golf is like fiscal policy: you try to make it go down the fairway, but it always ends up in the rough.

Golf: a game that’s played with large amounts of skill and small amounts of sanity.

Funny Golf Sayings part 2

Golf: the only game where the more you drink, the better you play (or so you think).

Why do golfers always carry two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.

Golf: the only game where taking a stroke penalty is sometimes the smartest move.

Golf is a lot like taxes – you drive hard to get to the green, and then end up in the hole.

Golf: where the only exercise you get is walking to and from the clubhouse.

Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.

Golf: the only sport where the more you play, the worse you get.

Golf is the perfect combination of exercise, skill, and cursing.

Golf: the only sport where you can have a good time and a bad score.

Golf: the sport where a good walk is spoiled by a little white ball.

Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of pants? Because they never want to get caught with their pants down on the course.

Golf: where the ball always seems to have a mind of its own.

Golf is like a puzzle, and the hole is the piece that’s always missing.

Golf: the only game where you can play like a pro one day and a complete hack the next.

Golf is a great way to get outside, enjoy nature, and lose a lot of balls.

Golf: where the fairways are narrow, the bunkers are deep, and the drinks are strong.

Why do golfers always carry an umbrella? In case it’s raining birdies.

Golf: the only sport where you can hit three good shots and one terrible one, and still call it a success.

Golf is a game that’s best enjoyed with good friends, a lot of patience, and a sense of humor.

Golf: the only game where you can play your best round ever and still feel like you lost.

Why do golfers always wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.

Golf: the only game where a small white ball can cause a grown man to scream like a little girl.

Why do golfers always carry two pairs of socks? In case they get a hole in one.

Golf: a game that’s played on acres but decided by inches.

Golf is like life: sometimes you make the right decisions and end up in the rough anyway.

Golf: the only sport where it’s acceptable to shout ‘fore’ and ‘four’ in the same round.

Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of shoes? In case they get a hole in one.