Funny Goat Sayings

• Goats: nature’s lawn mowers.
• Don’t let their cute faces fool you, goats are master escape artists.
• Goats: because every farm needs a comedian.
• Goats: the original tree climbers.
• A goat’s beard is just his way of saying ‘I’m fabulous.’
• Goats: where every day is leg day.
• You can’t have a bad day when there are goats around.
• Goats don’t need no stinkin’ gym membership.
• Goats: the four-legged weed whackers.
• The best things in life are goats and cheese.
• A goat’s love is un-bee-lievable.
• The world needs more goat yoga.
• I’m just here for the goats.
• Goats: the original hipsters.
• Goats: because who needs a dog when you can have a goat?
• Goats: where the grass is always greener on the other side.
• Goats: nature’s acrobats.
• Goats: the ultimate escape from the daily grind.
• A goat’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
• Goats: because sometimes you just need a little bleat of sunshine.
• Goats are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.
• Goats: where the glass is always half full of milk.
• A goat’s beard is just a fancy accessory.
• I goat this.
• Goats: where every day is a new adventure.
• Goats: the original lawn ornaments.
• Goats: because sometimes you need a little goat-itude.
• You can’t have a bad day when you’re surrounded by goats.
• Goats: the ultimate stress reliever.
• Goats: because who needs a therapist when you have a goat?
• A goat’s love is the G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time).
• Goats: the original party animals.
• Goats: because sometimes you just need to kid around.
• Goats: where the grass is always greener, and tastier.
• Goats: the ultimate in cuddle therapy.
• Goats: the original environmentalists.
• A goat’s beard is just a sign of wisdom.
• Goats: because sometimes you need a little hoofin’ around.
• Goats: the original natural-born climbers.
• Goats: the ultimate in backyard entertainment.
• Goats: because they make everything better, even bad puns.
• A goat’s milk is udderly delicious.
• Goats: because who needs a personal trainer when you have a goat?
• Goats: where every day is a chance to goat for it.
• Goats: the original free-range livestock.
• Goats: because sometimes you just need to kidnap some happiness.
• Goats: the ultimate in bleat therapy.
• A goat’s beard is just a way of hiding their mischievous grin.
• Goats: because who needs a therapist when you have a goat to talk to?
• Goats: where the only thing sharper than their horns is their wit.
• Goats: the original trailblazers.
• Goats: because sometimes you just need to take the bleat less traveled
• You’ve goat to be kidding me!
• Goat to have faith.
• Don’t be a bleatnik.
• This place is a real goat rodeo.
• The grass is always greener when there are goats around.
• You gotta be kidding me, these goats are too cute!
• Goats: the original lawn mowers.
• Life is better with goats.
• You can’t herd me, I’m a goat.
• I’m just goat to be me.
• Goats make everything better.
• Goats: nature’s comedians.
• Keep calm and goat on.
• Goats don’t need coffee to be the G.O.A.T.
• When life gets your goat, make goat cheese.
• Goats are the G.O.A.T. of the animal kingdom.
• Goats: they’re not just for farms anymore.
• You’ve goat to be flexible to keep up with these guys.
• Life is like a box of goats, you never know what you’re going to get.
• Goats: the ultimate yoga partners.
• Goats are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.
• My goat is the G.O.A.T. of all goats.
• Goats are not just a hobby, they’re a lifestyle.
• You can’t be unhappy when there are goats around.
• Goats have a way of making everything better.
• Goats: they’re not just for milk anymore.
• Goats: they’ll eat anything, except maybe your homework.
• If goats could talk, they’d probably have a lot to say.
• Goats: they’re not just cute, they’re cuddly too.
• Goats: the perfect four-legged therapist.
• When in doubt, just goat for it.
• Goats: the ultimate stress relievers.
• You goat this!
• Goats: they’ll climb anything, even your car.
• Goats: they’re not just for petting zoos anymore.
• Goats: they know how to get your goat.
• Goats: they’re always the life of the party.
• My goat is the G.O.A.T. of all goats, don’t you goat it.
• You’ve goat a friend in me.
• Goats: they’re not just for cheese anymore.
• If goats could fly, they’d probably be the cutest things in the sky.
• Goats: they have a way of making you feel like the G.O.A.T.
• You can’t be mad when there are baby goats around.
• Goats: they’re not just for milk and cheese, they’re for cuddles too.
• Goats: they’re the real kings and queens of the animal kingdom.
• Goats: they’re always up for a good climb.
• Goats: they’re not just for farms, they’re for families too.
• My goat is the G.O.A.T. of goats, and I’m not just kid-ding.

Funny Goat Sayings part 2