Your fortune says you’ll find happiness in a pack of cookies.
Don’t break a fortune cookie, they have feelings too.
A fortune cookie a day keeps the seriousness away.
Be careful, the fortune cookie is always watching.
Your lucky numbers are 404, but don’t worry, they’ll be found soon.
Don’t make fun of the fortune cookie, it knows your deepest secrets.
Beware of cookie monsters lurking in your future.
You will have great success in the art of cookie dunking.
Your fortune says laughter is the best cookie crumble remover.
Remember to always share your fortune cookie, good karma will come.
A fortune cookie a day keeps the seriousness at bay.
Dip your fortune cookie in chocolate for added deliciousness and fortune.
Outlook hazy, eat more cookies for clarity.
You have the natural ability to charm cookies into revealing their fortunes.
Your lucky numbers are 1, 2, 3… you get the idea.
Beware of biting off more fortune cookie than you can chew.
You will find true love in the crumbs of a fortune cookie.
Your fortune says you will have an endless supply of fortune cookies… lucky you!
Sing to your fortune cookie and it will sing back.
Always crack open your fortune cookie with a smile, it’ll make the fortune speak louder.
Your fortune says the cookie jar is your secret hiding place.
You will win the lottery… of fortune cookies.
Share your fortune cookie wisdom, it’ll make you wiser.
Cookie crumbs bring good luck, so sprinkle them everywhere.
Always throw a fortune cookie at someone, it’ll make them smile.
Your fortune cookie says you’re great at predicting cookie crumbs.
Never underestimate the power of a fortune cookie, it holds the key to your snacking destiny.
Your fortune says the cookie monster is your spirit animal.
You have a talent for finding the perfect fortune cookie with the most amusing messages.
Your lucky numbers are written in the stars… and in your fortune cookie too.
Even the most serious person can’t resist the fortune cookie’s charm.
You will find the meaning of life at the bottom of a fortune cookie.
Your fortune says you will meet a talking fortune cookie… don’t be alarmed.
Your fortune cookie says to stop worrying, and start eating cookies.
The fortune cookie has spoken, it’s time to follow your dreams… while eating cookies.
Your fortune cookie says to skip the gym and indulge in some cookie crunching instead.
You have the power to make fortune cookies hilarious.
Fortune cookies are proof that life is full of sweet surprises.
Your fortune says to eat more fortune cookies, it’s a wise investment in happiness.
The secret ingredient in every fortune cookie is a dash of magic.
Your fortune cookie says to always keep a cookie in your pocket for emergency snacking situations.
Behind every great fortune cookie, there’s an even greater fortune.
Your fortune reveals that you have a secret talent for folding fortune cookies into tiny paper swans.
The fortune cookie says to always dunk your cookies in milk for maximum fortune-finding power.
Your fortune says to always trust the wisdom of the fortune cookie, especially when it tells you to eat more cookies.
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