Funny Food Quotes

Life is too short to eat boring food.

I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and I eat it.

My relationship status: In a committed relationship with food.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.

No onion, no problem. I’ll just cry at something else.

Everything tastes better with sprinkles.

The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating it.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

I’m on a whiskey diet, I’ve lost three days already.

I don’t cry when I cut onions. I just tell them how much I love them and that they’re going to a better place.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

I’m not a vegetarian, I just prefer animals over plants.

I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

I’m on a wine diet. I’ve lost three days already.

I’m not a chef, but I can burn water.

I’m not a foodie, I’m a connoisseur of snacks.

If you can’t remember my name, just call me Pizza and I’ll still respond.

I like to pig out, but I also like to eat like a boss.

No matter how annoying life gets, you can always count on pizza.

Food is my love language. Feed me and I’ll love you forever.

I don’t trust people who don’t like pizza.

I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see.

I’m not a baker, but I can make a mean toast.

I never feel guilty about eating dessert, because I can’t feel guilty about something that brings me joy.

I can resist everything except temptation… and chocolate.

Salsa is just tomatoes doing the cha-cha-cha.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

I don’t need anger management, I just need more chocolate.

Ice cream is cheaper than therapy.

I’m sorry I can’t make it to your event. I already have a date with my fridge.

Food is the best medicine for a bad day.

The only thing that comes close to the joy of eating is the joy of talking about eating.

I may not be a chef, but I’m definitely a spaghetti enthusiast.

I don’t need an alarm clock, my breakfast is the best wake-up call.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing.

I’m not a food snob, I just have high standards when it comes to taste.

There’s no we in fries, but there’s me and u in cupcakes.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of the mirror!

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch…I call it lunch.

I’m no chef, but I can sure spice things up in the kitchen.

I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.

I’m not a chef, but I can make instant noodles like a pro.

I love food so much, I would marry it if I could.