I don’t always take days off work, but when I do, I make sure it’s a funny one.
Who needs deadlines when you can have a day off work and relax in your pajamas?
I may not be at work today, but my humor is still on the clock.
A day off work is like finding a golden ticket in a chocolate bar.
I’m not calling in sick, I’m calling in ‘having too much fun to work’.
Taking a day off work is my way of practicing for retirement.
They say time is money, but taking a day off work is priceless.
I don’t need a reason to take a day off work, I just need a funny excuse.
Work-free days are the best days for creating unforgettable memories.
Who needs office drama when you can relax in a hammock on your day off?
Taking a day off work is like hitting the reset button on your stress levels.
I didn’t choose the day off work life, the day off work life chose me.
Taking a day off work is like pressing the pause button on adulting.
I’m not lazy, I’m just an expert at taking days off work.
Take a day off work and discover the magical world of pajamas and Netflix.
On my days off work, I like to pretend I’m a cat and nap all day.
Work may pay the bills, but taking a day off gives me the energy to hustle harder.
Taking a day off work is like giving yourself a high-five for surviving another week.
I may be out of the office, but my sense of humor is still hard at work.
Funny day off work quotes part 2
Taking a day off work is the best way to recharge your funny bone.
On my day off work, I like to change my title from ’employee’ to ‘chief relaxation officer’.
Taking a day off work is like hitting the snooze button on your responsibilities.
Work can wait, but having a good laugh can’t.
Taking a day off work is like hitting the escape button on your daily grind.
Why work when you can have a day off and be fabulously unproductive?
Having a day off work is like unlocking the boss level of happiness.
My favorite kind of Monday is a day off work Monday.
Taking a day off work is like giving yourself permission to have fun guilt-free.
On my day off work, I plan to do nothing and absolutely excel at it.
Life is too short to work all the time, so take a day off and laugh your heart out.
Taking a day off work gives you the opportunity to be your own boss of fun.
I may not be at work today, but that doesn’t mean I’m not on my A-game in having a good time.
A day off work is like finding a hidden treasure in the depths of a cubicle.
On my day off work, I’m going to laugh so hard that my coworkers will hear it through the walls.
Taking a day off work is like giving yourself a vacation from adulting.
The best thing about a day off work? The possibilities of funny adventures are endless.
Taking a day off work is like hitting the refresh button on your spirit and soul.
Work may pay the bills, but taking a day off gives you the chance to pay yourself in laughter.
A day off work is like giving yourself permission to explore the world beyond your office walls.
Taking a day off work is like giving yourself a free pass to be happy.
Who needs spreadsheets when you can have a day off and be a master of spontaneous fun?
Taking a day off work is like discovering a secret recipe for unlimited happiness.
On my day off work, my to-do list includes one item: have a blast!
A day off work allows me to showcase my expertise in the art of relaxation.
Taking a day off work is like uncovering a hidden talent for being fabulously lazy.
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