Funny day off work quotes

I don’t always take days off work, but when I do, I make sure it’s a funny one.

Who needs deadlines when you can have a day off work and relax in your pajamas?

I may not be at work today, but my humor is still on the clock.

A day off work is like finding a golden ticket in a chocolate bar.

I’m not calling in sick, I’m calling in ‘having too much fun to work’.

Taking a day off work is my way of practicing for retirement.

They say time is money, but taking a day off work is priceless.

I don’t need a reason to take a day off work, I just need a funny excuse.

Work-free days are the best days for creating unforgettable memories.

Who needs office drama when you can relax in a hammock on your day off?

Taking a day off work is like hitting the reset button on your stress levels.

I didn’t choose the day off work life, the day off work life chose me.

Taking a day off work is like pressing the pause button on adulting.

I’m not lazy, I’m just an expert at taking days off work.

Take a day off work and discover the magical world of pajamas and Netflix.

On my days off work, I like to pretend I’m a cat and nap all day.

Work may pay the bills, but taking a day off gives me the energy to hustle harder.

Taking a day off work is like giving yourself a high-five for surviving another week.

I may be out of the office, but my sense of humor is still hard at work.

Funny day off work quotes part 2

Taking a day off work is the best way to recharge your funny bone.

On my day off work, I like to change my title from ’employee’ to ‘chief relaxation officer’.

Taking a day off work is like hitting the snooze button on your responsibilities.

Work can wait, but having a good laugh can’t.

Taking a day off work is like hitting the escape button on your daily grind.

Why work when you can have a day off and be fabulously unproductive?

Having a day off work is like unlocking the boss level of happiness.

My favorite kind of Monday is a day off work Monday.

Taking a day off work is like giving yourself permission to have fun guilt-free.

On my day off work, I plan to do nothing and absolutely excel at it.

Life is too short to work all the time, so take a day off and laugh your heart out.

Taking a day off work gives you the opportunity to be your own boss of fun.

I may not be at work today, but that doesn’t mean I’m not on my A-game in having a good time.

A day off work is like finding a hidden treasure in the depths of a cubicle.

On my day off work, I’m going to laugh so hard that my coworkers will hear it through the walls.

Taking a day off work is like giving yourself a vacation from adulting.

The best thing about a day off work? The possibilities of funny adventures are endless.

Taking a day off work is like hitting the refresh button on your spirit and soul.

Work may pay the bills, but taking a day off gives you the chance to pay yourself in laughter.

A day off work is like giving yourself permission to explore the world beyond your office walls.

Taking a day off work is like giving yourself a free pass to be happy.

Who needs spreadsheets when you can have a day off and be a master of spontaneous fun?

Taking a day off work is like discovering a secret recipe for unlimited happiness.

On my day off work, my to-do list includes one item: have a blast!

A day off work allows me to showcase my expertise in the art of relaxation.

Taking a day off work is like uncovering a hidden talent for being fabulously lazy.