Funny Craft Quotes

Crafting is my therapy, and the glue gun is my doctor.

I craft so much, I should start a creative sweatshop.

I’m a craftaholic, and I’m not looking for a cure.

Crafting is my superpower, and glitter is my kryptonite.

I don’t make mistakes, I just create happy little accidents.

Crafting: the most socially acceptable form of hoarding.

Crafting is like magic, except instead of spells, I use glitter.

I’m sorry for what I said when I was crafting.

Crafting is cheaper than therapy, and the results are usually prettier.

Crafting is my way of saying ‘I love you’ in 50 different shades of paint.

I put the ‘fun’ in ‘craft dysfunction’.

Crafting is my excuse for having glitter everywhere.

I don’t need a prince charming, I just need a glue gun and some sequins.

Crafting is my secret identity; by day, I’m a mild-mannered office worker.

I don’t create messes, I create opportunities for more crafting.

Crafting is like yoga, except I get to use scissors and hot glue.

I paint because punching people is frowned upon.

I’m not messy, I’m just creatively chaotic.

Crafting is the only workout where you can sit on the couch and still break a sweat.

I craft, therefore I hoard.

Crafting is my form of stress relief, and my glue gun is my stress ball.

Crafting is the only time my inner perfectionist takes a break.

Glitter is my signature color.

I’m not lazy, I’m ‘selectively productive’.

Crafting isn’t a hobby, it’s a way of life.

I craft, therefore I sparkle.

Crafting is the ultimate form of self-expression, unless you count interpretive dance.

I can’t be trusted with a glue gun and access to Amazon Prime.

Crafting is my excuse for having a messy house.

I’m not addicted to crafting, I just have an intense relationship with glitter.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I just need a craft store gift card.

Crafting is my way of making everyday life a little more magical.

I may have a crafting problem, but at least my house looks fabulous.

I craft, therefore I am happy.

If at first you don’t succeed, try a hot glue gun and some glitter.

Crafting is my excuse to wear sequins on a Tuesday.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just artistically challenged.

I didn’t choose the crafting life, the crafting life chose me.

Crafting is my form of meditation, with an occasional glue gun burn.

Crafting is my way of keeping my hands busy and my mind quiet.

I craft, therefore I can judge other people’s handmade gifts.

Crafting is the reason my credit card is always maxed out.

I don’t need therapy, I just need more glitter.

Crafting is my way of proving I can create my own happiness.

I don’t need a fairy godmother, I just need a sewing machine and some fabric.