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- Don’t have a cow, man!
- Holy cow!
- That’s udderly ridiculous!
- You’re milking it!
- That’s no bull!
- I’m not a morning moo-d kind of cow.
- I’m udderly exhausted.
- Let’s hoof it!
- I’m cow-fused.
- I’m feeling a little pasture-ized.
- Cowabunga!
- I’m not one to toot my own horn, but…
- I’ve got beef with that.
- That’s pasture bedtime.
- I’m trying to steer clear of drama.
- I don’t want to be a moo-d killer, but…
- Mooove over, please.
- I’m in a bit of a cow-undrum.
- I’m not sure if I’m pasture prime anymore.
- I’m feeling a little moody.
- That’s a lot of bull!
- I’m feeling pasture-ized.
- I don’t mean to sound cheesy, but…
- I’m feeling a little cow-tious.
- Let’s milk this for all it’s worth!
- I’m a cash cow!
- Let’s not have a beef about it.
- I’m feeling a little stir-crazy.
- I’m feeling a little hoof-hearted.
- I’m having a cow over this!
- That’s a moo-t point.
- I’m not sure if I’m ready for the big pasture.
- I’m feeling pasture-ly challenged.
- I’m in a bit of a pasture pickle.
- I’m feeling a little moo-dy.
- That’s the cream of the crop!
- I’m feeling a little moo-tivated.
- I’m feeling a little cow-ardly.
- That’s moo-sic to my ears!
- I’m feeling a little udder the weather.
- I’m not one to beat around the bush, but…
- I’m feeling pasture-perfect!
- I’m feeling a little cow-nfused.
- I’m feeling pasture-sighted.
- Let’s not milk this any longer.
- I’m feeling a little pasture-tential.
- I’m feeling a little cow-nnected.
- I’m feeling pasture-eptic.
- I’m feeling a little moo-sy.
- I’m feeling a little pasture-ly.
- That’s moo-sic to my ears!
- I’m feeling pasture-rized.
- I’m feeling a little cow-culated.
- I’m feeling a little pasture-wise.
- That’s cowtastic!
- I’m feeling a little pasture-cipated.
- I’m feeling udderly fantastic!
- I’m feeling pasture-ific!
- I’m feeling a little moo-dern.
- I’m feeling a little pasture-punk.
- I’m feeling pasture-bulous!
- I’m feeling a little cow-llective.
- That’s pasture-fection!
- I’m feeling pasture-riffic.
- I’m feeling a little moo-tivational.
- That’s pasture-tively amazing!
- I’m feeling a little pasture-fied.
- Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!
- What do you call a cow that plays music? A moosician.
- What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ‘Where’s my moo-ving vehicle?’
- What do you call a cow that’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.
- Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon.
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a kangaroo? A jumper cable.
- What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby? A cow-mom-moo-flage.
- Why did the cow go to the seance? To talk to the udder side.
- Why don’t cows wear watches? Because they already have moootilations.
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a sheep? A woolly burger.
- What do cows do on their day off? They go to the moovies.
- What do you call a cow that’s just won a gold medal? A moo-lympian.
- Why did the cow go to the doctor? She was feeling udderly terrible.
- Why don’t cows ever wear shoes? They prefer moooccasins.
- What do you call a cow that’s always on the phone? A telemoos-er.
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.
- Why did the cow go to the gym? To beef up.
- What do you call a cow that’s always late? A moos-tard.
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a frog? A cow that says, ‘ribbit’.
- Why don’t cows ever have parties? They’re always afraid of being cowed-out.
- What do you call a cow that’s a detective? An udder-cover agent.
- Why did the cow go to the art museum? To see the moosterpieces.
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine? A steak with needles.
- Why did the cow go to the dentist? She had a moo-thache.
- What do you call a cow that’s always singing? A moo-sician.
- Why did the cow go to the fancy restaurant? To order some filet mignon.
- What do you call a cow that’s always cleaning? A moo-per.
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a clown? A moo-sical act.
- Why did the cow go to the beach? To get a tan and some moos.
- What do you call a cow that’s always laughing? A gigglemoo.
- Why don’t cows ever use computers? They always end up hitting the cow-trol-alt-delete buttons.
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a giraffe? A milkshake with a long straw.
- Why did the cow go to the veterinarian? To get a check-up.
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