Funny Coaster Sayings

1. I’m not slurring my words, I’m speaking in cursive.
2. Life is too short to drink bad beer.
3. Wine not?
4. This coaster is not big enough for both of us.
5. Keep calm and drink on.
6. Alcohol you later!
7. I can resist anything except temptation.
8. Beer is always the answer.
9. Trust me, you can dance – beer.
10. I have mixed drinks about feelings.
11. Cheers to the freakin’ weekend!
12. Everything in moderation, including moderation.
13. Drink responsibly, but not too responsibly.
14. In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
15. Drink like a fish, swim like a champion.
16. Vodka is my spirit animal.
17. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
18. Save water, drink beer.
19. Keep your friends close and your drinks closer.
20. I drink, therefore I am.
21. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s pretty much the same thing.
22. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right – with a drink in my hand.
23. Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.
24. A good drink is like a hug in a glass.
25. I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine enthusiast.
26. You had me at merlot.
27. I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
28. Friends don’t let friends drink bad wine.
29. I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.
30. Drinking wine is like eating sunshine and happiness.
31. A hangover is just your body reminding you that you had fun last night.
32. Life is too short for bad coffee and bad wine.
33. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
34. When in doubt, add more wine.
35. Alcohol – because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
36. I have a drinking problem – I can’t afford it.
37. A glass of wine a day keeps the stress away.
38. Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.
39. I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.
40. I’m not a wine snob, I’m a wine critic.
41. Drink up, buttercup!
42. Drinking wine is like taking a mini-vacation for your soul.
43. I’m not drunk, I’m just speaking my truth.
44. It’s always happy hour somewhere.
45. Life is too short to drink bad wine or to waste a good buzz.
46. Wine is like duct tape – it fixes everything.
47. I only drink on days that end in “y”.
48. I have a love-hate relationship with alcohol – we love each other but it hates my liver.
49. Beer is my happy place.
50. Champagne is always a good idea.
51. I’m not a quitter, I’m just pacing myself.
52. Life is too short for bad wine and boring conversations.
53. Coffee in the morning, wine in the evening – the perfect balance.
54. Drink wine and chill.
55. I have a drinking problem – my glass is empty.
56. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a wine enthusiast with a drinking problem.
57. Wine a little, laugh a lot.
58. Life is too short to drink bad whiskey.
59. Drinking wine is like adulting with a twist.
60. Drink up, buttercup, and let the good times roll!
61. Drink wine and pretend you know things.
62. I drink to make other people more interesting.
63. Beer is not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
64. It’s always a good time for a drink.
65. Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
66. This drink is not going to drink itself.
67. I’m not drunk, I’m just pleasantly buzzed.
68. Coffee, because adulting is hard. Wine, because adulting is harder.
69. The only time I drink responsibly is when I’m responsible for pouring the drinks.
70. I drink therefore I am…hungover.
71. Wine is my favorite four-letter word.
72. Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
73. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
74. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a connoisseur.
75. A drink a day keeps the stress away.
76. I have a strict policy of never drinking before it’s noon somewhere.
77. There’s always time for one more drink.
78. Drinking wine is like a journey to the soul.
79. I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer to be with friends.
80. There’s no such thing as too much wine…only not enough glasses.
81. Life is too short for bad coffee and cheap wine.
82. I’m not drunk, I’m just being me but louder.
83. Coffee, because it’s too early for wine…unless it’s brunch.
84. Beer: because sometimes one drink just isn’t enough.
85. Wine: because sometimes one glass just isn’t enough.
86. Drink like a pirate, dance like a mermaid.
87. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a professional drinker.
88. A glass of wine a day keeps the whine away.
89. Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for beer.
90. Drinking wine is like a hug in a glass.
91. Life is too short for bad cocktails.
92. I’m not drunk, I’m just taking advantage of the happy hour.
93. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s pretty close.
94. Wine not have another glass?
95. I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer to be fancy.
96. There’s nothing a good drink can’t fix.
97. Drinking wine is like a symphony for the senses.
98. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just really good at drinking.
99. It’s always happy hour somewhere in the world.
100. Life is too short to drink bad tequila.

Funny Coaster Sayings part 2