Funny Christmas Card Sayings to Bring Some Holiday Cheer

Wishing you a holiday season filled with laughter and joy, just like Santa’s belly!

May your Christmas be filled with the kind of joy that only comes from finding out your presents were included in Oprah’s Favorite Things.

Santa Claus is coming to town…and he better bring me some snacks!

You better watch out, you better not pout, you better not cry…because my Christmas cookies are too delicious to share!

May your Christmas be filled with so much joy that Rudolph gets a promotion and trades in his red nose for a disco ball!

Wishing you a Christmas brighter than the lights on your neighbor’s over-the-top holiday display.

May your Christmas be filled with more laughs than a reindeer with a ticklish belly!

Have an eggnog-tastic Christmas, filled with lots of rum and questionable dance moves!

Wishing you a season of joy, love, and all the Champagne you can drink without ending up on the naughty list!

May your Christmas be as magical as finding out that calories don’t count officially applies to all holiday treats!

Sending you warm wishes and lots of mistletoe, so you can make this Christmas the smoochiest one yet!

Here’s to a Christmas filled with love, laughter, and enough embarrassing family stories to keep you entertained until next year!

Wishing you a Christmas that’s as bright and colorful as your Aunt Mildred’s holiday sweater collection.

May your Christmas be filled with more candy canes and less fruitcake!

Sending you the perfect Christmas card to hide behind when your relatives start asking about your dating life.

Wishing you a holiday season filled with enough good food to cancel out all the bad decisions you made this year!

May your Christmas be as merry and bright as your toilet paper after a successful white elephant gift exchange!

Wishing you a Christmas that’s more fun than trying to untangle a strand of Christmas lights.

May your Christmas be filled with enough joy and laughter to drown out your aunt’s off-key rendition of Jingle Bells at the family karaoke night.

Here’s to a Christmas filled with more mistletoe kisses and fewer awkward office holiday parties!

Wishing you a Christmas filled with more presents and fewer fruitcakes!

May your Christmas be as magical as finding out that all those cookies you ate were low-calorie and fat-free!

Here’s to a Christmas filled with lots of gingerbread cookies, hot cocoa, and zero calories!

Wishing you a Christmas that’s as bright and sparkly as your neighbor’s outrageously extravagant holiday display.

May your Christmas be filled with so much joy and laughter that your belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly!

Here’s to a Christmas filled with more laughter and less fruitcake!

Wishing you a holiday season filled with enough wine to get you through all those awkward family gatherings!

May your Christmas be as magical as finding out that calories don’t exist during the holiday season!

Here’s to a Christmas filled with more laughter and fewer fruitcakes!

Wishing you a season of joy, love, and enough cheese to fill a Santa-sized belly!

May your Christmas be filled with more laughter and fewer regifted presents!

Here’s to a Christmas filled with lots of love, laughter, and enough wine to make all those holiday mishaps a little more bearable!

Wishing you a holiday season filled with joy, love, and enough cookies to satisfy even Santa’s sweet tooth!

May your Christmas be as magical as finding out that calories don’t exist during the holiday season!

Here’s to a Christmas filled with more laughter and fewer fruitcakes!

Wishing you a season of joy, love, and enough cheese to fill a Santa-sized belly!

May your Christmas be filled with more laughter and fewer regifted presents!

Here’s to a Christmas filled with lots of love, laughter, and enough wine to make all those holiday mishaps a little more bearable!

Wishing you a holiday season filled with joy, love, and enough cookies to satisfy even Santa’s sweet tooth!

May your Christmas be filled with more laughter and fewer fruitcakes!

Here’s to a Christmas filled with lots of love, laughter, and enough wine to make all those holiday mishaps a little more bearable!

Wishing you a holiday season filled with joy, love, and enough cookies to satisfy even Santa’s sweet tooth!

May your Christmas be as magical as finding out that calories don’t exist during the holiday season!

Here’s to a Christmas filled with more laughter and fewer fruitcakes!

Wishing you a season of joy, love, and enough cheese to fill a Santa-sized belly!

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