Funny Bowling Sayings

• I never strike out, I just spare myself the effort.
• Bowling: where the beer is cold and the balls are hot.
• I’m not a great bowler, I’m just good at picking up spares.
• Bowling is my favorite sport, because you can wear someone else’s shoes and not be judged.
• I’m so good at bowling, I can do it in my sleep.
• Bowling is just like life: you aim for one thing and end up hitting something else.
• I’m not sure if I’m good at bowling, or if the bumpers just make me look good.
• My bowling game is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
• The only time I get a turkey is when I order it at Thanksgiving.
• I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I prefer to do it with style.
• Bowling is not just a game, it’s a way of life.
• I bowl because punching people is frowned upon.
• Bowling: the only time it’s acceptable to use a ball that has been touched by hundreds of strangers.
• I’m not great at bowling, but I’m excellent at picking up the ball after I throw it.
• I’m a professional at gutter balls.
• Bowling is like chess, but with a lot more beer.
• I’m not superstitious, but I always bowl better when I wear my lucky socks.
• Bowling: the only game where a perfect score is called a ‘300,’ instead of a ‘12,000.’
• Bowling: the sport where you can be amazing one minute and terrible the next.
• I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I bowl with friends.
• My bowling game is like my bank account: I’m always looking to improve my score.
• I’m not saying I’m a great bowler, but I did once get a strike by throwing the ball backwards.
• Bowling: where even the worst players can still have a good time.
• I don’t need a coach, I just need a miracle.
• Bowling is the perfect sport for introverts. You don’t even have to make eye contact with your opponent.
• I don’t always bowl well, but when I do, it’s usually by accident.
• Bowling: the sport where it’s okay to wear neon-colored shoes and a fanny pack.
• I may not be a professional bowler, but I do have a professional level of enthusiasm.
• My bowling technique is like my dance moves: awkward and uncoordinated, but I still give it my all.
• Bowling is my therapy. It’s cheaper than a psychiatrist and comes with nachos.
• I’m not a bowler, I’m a ball whisperer.
• Bowling: the only game where it’s okay to scream and yell after a good shot.
• I may not be the best bowler, but I’m definitely in the running for the most enthusiastic.
• Bowling: where the competition is fierce and the shoes are questionable.
• I’m not great at bowling, but I’m fantastic at making it look like I know what I’m doing.
• Bowling: the sport where it’s okay to have a handicap and still be considered a pro.
• My bowling ball is my best friend.
• I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I prefer strikes.
• Bowling is my lane of expertise.
• Life is better with a little bit of bowling.
• Bowling is a sport where you can get a strike and still be out of shape.
• I’m a bowling enthusiast. Spare me the details.
• The only thing better than bowling is more bowling.
• I bowl because punching people is frowned upon.
• Bowling is a game of inches, and sometimes those inches are gutters.
• My bowling game is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
• I don’t always bowl well, but when I do, I’m still average.
• Bowling: where the strikes are made up and the scores don’t matter.
• Bowling: it’s like golf, but with bigger balls.
• I bowl, therefore I am.
• Bowling is not a matter of life or death, it’s much more important than that.
• Bowling is the ultimate stress reliever. Just don’t throw the ball at anyone.
• I’m not saying I’m a great bowler, but I’ve got plenty of gutter balls to prove it.
• In bowling, there’s no such thing as a lucky strike.
• Bowling: the sport where you can eat pizza and still feel like an athlete.
• Bowling is the ultimate team sport. As long as your teammates don’t mind a little friendly competition.
• Bowling: because sometimes knocking down 10 pins is more satisfying than knocking down a person.
• Bowling is like life. You never know what you’re going to get, but you keep going anyway.
• The perfect game of bowling is like finding a unicorn. It’s rare, but oh so magical.
• I have a love-hate relationship with bowling. I love it when I’m bowling well, and I hate it when I’m not.
• Bowling is the ultimate game of strategy. You’ve got to know when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em.
• I’m a bowling ball in a world full of pins.
• Bowling: where the beer is cold and the balls are heavy.
• Bowling: the sport where you can get a workout and a beer at the same time.
• Bowling is a game of inches. And sometimes those inches are the difference between a strike and a gutter ball.
• I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I prefer to win.
• I’m not superstitious, but I always wear my lucky bowling shoes.
• Bowling: the sport where you can be your own worst enemy.
• In bowling, it’s not the size of the ball that matters, it’s how you use it.
• Bowling is the ultimate game of skill. And sometimes luck.
• I don’t need therapy. I just need a bowling ball and a lane.
• I’m not saying I’m a bowling pro, but I do have my own ball.
• Bowling is like a box of chocolates. You never know which ball you’re going to get.
• I don’t always bowl well, but when I do, I pretend it’s intentional.
• Bowling: where the shoes are ugly, but the game is beautiful.
• I bowl so badly, I make the gutter look like a strike.
• I’m not great at math, but I can bowl a spare or two.
• I’m not superstitious, but I always wear my lucky bowling shoes.
• Bowling is like life: sometimes you get a strike, sometimes you get a split.
• I bowl for the fun of it, not for the scores.
• If you want to bowl like a pro, you have to learn to throw a hook.
• Bowling balls are like relationships: you have to find the right one for you.
• I may not be the best bowler in the world, but I’m definitely the loudest.
• When in doubt, throw a strike.
• Bowling is the one sport where I can wear my own shoes and still be considered an athlete.
• Bowling: because throwing heavy balls at things is cheaper than therapy.
• The only thing better than bowling is bowling with friends.
• I don’t always bowl well, but when I do, I call it luck.
• Bowling is the only sport where you can drink and still be good at it.
• I may not be a professional bowler, but I am a professional bumper car driver.
• If bowling was easy, it would be called golf.
• I always aim for the head pin, but usually end up with a split.
• Bowling: the perfect excuse to wear funny shoes in public.
• If at first you don’t succeed, try bowling again.
• Bowling is my therapy. The sound of the pins falling is music to my ears.
• I may not be a perfect bowler, but I’m still a perfect 300 in my own mind.
• I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I prefer to do it in a fancy bowling alley.
• I never trust a bowler who doesn’t have a lucky ball.
• Bowling is not just a game, it’s a lifestyle.
• The best way to predict the future is to bowl a few frames and see how the pins fall.

Funny Bowling Sayings part 2