Funny Billiards Sayings

• I never lose at billiards, I just run out of time
• Billiards: because sometimes you just need to hit balls with sticks
• I’m not great at billiards, but I can still make a ball disappear
• The most important shot in billiards is the next one
• I play better pool when I’m drinking, but I also drink better pool when I’m playing
• The difference between a good shot and a great shot is luck. The difference between a great shot and a champion is skill
• I have a 9-ball addiction, but at least it’s cheaper than drugs
• Some people think billiards is easy. Clearly they’ve never played pool with me
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about my shot
• I don’t always play billiards, but when I do, I prefer to win
• I’m not saying I’m the best at pool, but I’m definitely the best at breaking
• In pool, it’s not about the number of balls you make, it’s about how good you look doing it
• My pool cue has been with me longer than most of my relationships
• The best way to start a game of pool is with a break and a beer
• I’m so good at pool, I can make the cue ball jump over the moon
• I’m not trash talking, I’m just telling you what I’m going to do to you on the pool table
• I don’t always win at pool, but when I do, it’s because I’m hustling
• I’m not saying I’m the best pool player in the world, but I haven’t lost a game in my imagination
• I’m not a pool shark, I’m a pool barracuda – I have to create my own opportunities
• The beauty of billiards is that it’s a game of skill and luck, and you never know which one you’re going to need
• I don’t always play pool, but when I do, I prefer to make it rain
• My pool skills are so good, I can even make the ball go backwards
• The only thing better than playing pool is winning at pool
• My pool cue is an extension of my body, and my body is an extension of my soul
• I’m not saying I’m a great pool player, but I’ve never lost a game in my head
• I’m not just playing pool, I’m on a quest for the perfect shot
• I’m not a pool shark, I’m a pool barracuda – I attack from every angle
• I’m not saying I’m a pool genius, but I know the difference between a ball and a cue
• I don’t always play pool, but when I do, I always have the perfect cue
• Billiards is a thinking man’s game, and I’m a thinking man
• I’m not saying I’m the best pool player in the world, but I’m definitely the best pool player in my basement
• I don’t always play pool, but when I do, I prefer to sink balls
• I’m not a pool shark, I’m a pool ninja – I move silently and strike quickly
• I’m not saying I’m a pool god, but I do have a cult following at the local pub
• I never lose, I just run out of time.
• Rack ’em up, knock ’em down, repeat.
• I’m not great at billiards, but I’m still a pool player in training.
• It’s not the cue, it’s the cue-ist.
• I’m not sandbagging, I’m just adjusting to the table.
• Billiards: because sometimes you just need to sink some balls.
• I may not have a perfect break, but I have a perfectly good excuse.
• My cue is my wand, and the balls are my magic.
• Aim for the stars, land in the pocket.
• I never practice, but when I do, I still suck.
• The only thing better than winning at billiards is winning while wearing a cowboy hat.
• Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither was my billiards game.
• My game plan is simple: sink all the balls before my opponent does.
• Billiards: the game that gives me an excuse to drink and swear.
• I’m a pool shark in training, watch out for me in a few years.
• I’m not just a billiards player, I’m a ball whisperer.
• I may not be the best, but I’m certainly the best dressed.
• The trick to playing billiards is to look cool while doing it.
• I never lose, I just get out-billiarded.
• My playing style is like a fine wine, it gets better with age.
• I’m not here to play games, I’m here to win at them.
• I’m not afraid of my opponent, I’m just afraid of running out of beer.
• Billiards is like life: it’s all about the angles.
• My aim is as good as my excuse for missing the shot.
• I’m not sure if I’m a billiards player who drinks or a drinker who plays billiards.
• I don’t always play billiards, but when I do, I prefer to win.
• I don’t have a gambling problem, I have a billiards problem.
• I never met a cue I didn’t like.
• When life gives you lemons, make a lemon drop shot and keep playing billiards.
• Billiards: the only game where you can be terrible and still have fun.
• I’m not a pro, but I play one on the pool table.
• Billiards: where good sportsmanship meets beer.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the big shots.
• My game is a work in progress, but at least it’s not a total disaster.
• Billiards: the game that proves practice makes perfect…eventually.
• I may not be the best player, but I’m definitely the most entertaining.
• I’m a pool player, not a pool beggar. So get ready to pay up.
• A bad day at billiards is still better than a good day at work.
• The only thing I love more than billiards is the sound of a ball hitting the pocket.
• I’m not just a billiards player, I’m a master of the angles.
• I may not be a pool shark, but I’m definitely a pool guppy.
• My pool skills are like my bank account, always in the red.
• If billiards was easy, it would be called golf.
• I’m not great at pool, but I’m good at losing gracefully.
• Pool: the only sport where you can look cool holding a stick.
• I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m pretty sure I’m not the worst either.
• Billiards is just like life, you win some, you lose some, and sometimes the cue ball goes flying off the table.
• I may not have the best technique, but I make up for it in enthusiasm.
• I’m not a pool shark, I’m a pool dolphin – I make a lot of noise but I’m not very effective.
• I don’t always play pool, but when I do, I lose.
• If at first you don’t succeed, blame the table.
• Pool is just like cooking – it’s all about timing and patience.
• I’m pretty sure I have a PhD in missing easy shots.
• I don’t always make balls, but when I do, they’re usually not the ones I was aiming for.
• Billiards is the only sport where you can be really good at something and still be terrible.
• I don’t need a fancy pool cue, just give me a broomstick and I’ll still miss the shot.
• Pool is like a box of chocolates – you never know what kind of crazy shot you’re going to get.
• I may not have the best aim, but I have the best excuses.
• Billiards: the only game where you can turn a simple shot into a physics experiment.
• If I had a nickel for every time I missed an easy shot, I could afford a better pool table.
• If at first you don’t succeed, blame it on the cue ball.
• I’m not great at pool, but I’m good at apologizing for scratching.
• When in doubt, just bank it.
• I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m definitely better than the guy who just scratched.
• Pool isn’t just a game, it’s a way of life.
• My pool game is like my love life, lots of missed shots and awkward positions.

Funny Billiards Sayings part 2