Funny basketball quotes

Basketball is life. Everything else is just a warm-up.

Basketball: the only place where you can legally charge people.

In basketball, the best offense is a good defense…and a few sneaky moves.

I don’t always play basketball, but when I do, I dunk.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so keep shooting and hope for the best.

Basketball is like photography, you need the right angles to get the perfect shot.

I may be short, but my basketball skills are on point.

Basketball: the one sport where being a ball hog is applauded.

I’m so good at basketball, I can make a layup with my eyes closed…and still miss.

If at first you don’t succeed, blame the ref.

I may not be the tallest player, but I’m definitely the funniest.

Basketball: the sport that separates the men from the boys…and the women from the girls.

I’m not a trash talker, I’m just highly skilled in the language of basketball.

I don’t need wings to fly, I just need a basketball and a hoop.

Basketball: the only game where it’s acceptable to jump on your opponents.

Don’t underestimate the power of a basketball player with a sense of humor.

I’m not a basketball player, I’m an artist with a basketball as my brush.

Basketball: because going to the gym is too mainstream.

I may not have the best jump shot, but I definitely have the best dance moves on the court.

Basketball: the only place where getting blocked is a good thing.

I’m not a ball hog, I just have special connections with the basketball.

Basketball: the sport that turns ordinary people into air-bound superheroes.

I don’t need lucky charms, I have a basketball in my hand.

Basketball is like a puzzle, and I’m the MVP of solving it.

I’m not a basketball player, I’m a magician…watch me disappear after I shoot the ball.

Basketball is all about teamwork…and trying not to elbow your opponents in the face.

I don’t always win at basketball, but when I do, I celebrate with a victory dance.

Basketball: the only sport where slamming into each other is a sign of friendship.

I may not be the tallest or the fastest player, but I make up for it with my hilarious commentary.

Basketball: the one sport where gravity doesn’t apply to me, I can fly!

I’m not a basketball player, I’m a shot caller.

Basketball: the only game where you can confuse your opponents with fancy footwork.

I may not have the best shooting accuracy, but I have the best aim at making people laugh.

Basketball is like life, you have to shoot your shot and hope for the best.

I don’t need a gym membership, I have a basketball court and a sense of humor.

Basketball: the sport that turns ordinary people into superhero dunk champions.

I’m not a basketball player, I’m a comedian on the court…watch me break ankles with my jokes.

Basketball is like a game of chess, but with more sweat and laughter.

I may not be the MVP, but I’m definitely the Most Valuable Prankster on the court.

Basketball: the only game where you can score by shooting the ball or blocking your opponents with your funny dance moves.

I’m not a basketball player, I’m a master of funny crossovers and killer punchlines.

Basketball is all about confidence…and making sure your opponents fear your witty comebacks.

I don’t always shoot a three-pointer, but when I do, I aim for the clouds.

Basketball: the sport that gives me an excuse to wear sweatpants and make people laugh.

I may not have the best basketball skills, but I definitely have the best sense of humor on the court.