Having a bad day? Just remember it’s only temporary, unless it’s a Monday.
Life is too short to have a bad day, so make it short and move on!
I don’t have bad days, just character-building days.
My bad day detector is on point today… it must be broken.
The bad day fairy must have sprinkled extra bad luck on me today.
Having a bad day is nature’s way of reminding you that you are alive.
If you think today is a bad day, just wait until you meet tomorrow!
I don’t need a therapist, I just need a really big drink after this bad day.
Bad day? More like a bad week, a bad month, and a bad year all rolled into one.
I thought I was having a bad day, but then I realized it was just a typical day in my life.
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and it’s been a downhill slide ever since.
Even on my worst days, I am still a lot funnier than my bad luck.
If life gives you lemons, at least you have something to throw at the day that keeps getting worse.
The universe must be playing a really elaborate prank on me today.
I’m not saying the universe hates me, but it definitely has a perverse sense of humor.
I’m not having a bad day, I’m just starring in a really messed up comedy.
If today is any indication, I definitely chose the wrong career as a professional bad day-haver.
I’m not a glass half-empty kind of person, but my bad day cup is definitely overflowing right now.
Funny Bad Day Quotes part 2
I don’t know what I did in a past life to deserve this bad day, but I must have been a very bad person.
I’m not superstitious, but I think there might be a black cat wearing a bad luck charm following me today.
If every cloud has a silver lining, then my cloud must be made of lead.
I wish I could return this bad day for store credit.
Having a bad day is like wearing a nametag that says ‘Kick Me’, except everyone takes it literally.
My bad day checklist: spill coffee, lose keys, step in gum, forget umbrella… and it’s only 9 AM.
I didn’t even have to leave the house to have a bad day. Life finds a way.
My bad day is like a bad horror movie that just won’t end.
I should be on a reality TV show called ‘Surviving a Bad Day’. I would definitely win.
I’m considering changing my ringtone to the sound of a toilet flushing, because that’s how my day is going.
Bad days are like speed bumps on the road of life, except they’re more like potholes that swallow your car whole.
I’m not sure what I did to deserve this bad day, but I’m pretty sure karma got the wrong address.
If there was an award for having the worst luck, I would win it today… and every day.
I don’t need a bad day, I need a time machine to go back and prevent this day from happening.
Just call me the bad day whisperer, because I attract bad luck like a moth to a bug zapper.
Having a bad day is like being trapped in a room with a mosquito buzzing in your ear. Annoying and impossible to ignore.
My bad day is like a treadmill set to maximum speed. No matter how fast I run, I can’t catch a break.
I should have known it was going to be a bad day when my alarm clock malfunctioned and started shouting profanities.
If I had a dollar for every bad thing that happened to me today, I’d be rich enough to buy a lifetime supply of good luck.
When life gives me lemons, I throw them at the wall and hope they splatter in a funny shape.
I may be having a bad day, but at least I’m not the person who invented alarm clocks that don’t have a snooze button.
If my bad day was a song, it would definitely be heavy metal. Loud, aggressive, and full of screaming.
I don’t believe in bad days, I believe in character-building exercises that happen to be extremely inconvenient.
When life hands you lemons, you can either make lemonade or throw the lemons back and demand chocolate.
I’m having a bad day, but I’m still smiling because frowning takes too much effort.
I don’t need good luck, I just need a bulldozer to clear away this mountain of bad luck.
If I had a dollar for every time I had a bad day, I’d be able to hire a personal assistant just to deal with my bad luck.
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