Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Anniversaries are like birthdays: You count the years and try not to think about how old you’re getting.
Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works and the wife shops!
Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.
Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.
Love is being stupid together.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to take the trash out.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
I’m madly in love with my wife, and it gets better and better every year.
Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park.
Love is a lot like a toothache: it’s a pain that doesn’t go away.
The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Funny Anniversary Quotes part 2
They say all you need is love, but I think a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the wife.
Love means nothing in tennis, but it means everything in marriage.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot anymore.
Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you’re mated.
Marriage is like a roller coaster—sometimes you close your eyes and hold on!
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Marriage is like a song, where the Lord’s sweet melody of love comes together with the harmony of two lives.
Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me!
Anniversaries are a reminder of the time you told me I was stuck with you forever.
They say that marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right… I guess that makes you the exception!
A toast to another year of pretending to like each other!
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Here’s to the two of you: the only people I know who can tolerate each other for more than a year!
Congratulations on tolerating each other for another year!
Cheers to the most annoying person I know: my wonderful spouse!
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