Funny Animals and Their Hilarious Quotes

I don’t need anger management, I just need my morning coffee!

Always believe in yourself, even if you’re a little squirrel trying to hide a nut.

Life is short, eat the cupcake.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for important things… like napping.

Just roll with it, like a dog chasing its tail.

I may be a pig, but I clean up nicely!

Don’t worry, be hoppy!

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a pizza.

Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.

I’m not fat, I’m fluffy!

When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade… and add some vodka.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the cutest of them all? Definitely me!

I’m not clumsy, my paws are just too cute to handle.

If you can be anything, be a unicorn! They never fail to stand out.

I don’t always bark at strangers, but when I do, they understand it’s just my way of saying hello.

I work hard so my cat can have a better life.

I run on caffeine, chaos, and cuddles.

I apologize for everything, it’s a turtle habit.

Put your best paw forward!

Let your inner flamingo shine bright!

Wake up, be awesome, repeat!

I always look on the sunny side of life… unless it’s time for a nap.

I’m not a regular cat, I’m a cool cat.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cookies, and that’s kind of the same thing.

When in doubt, just take a squirrel break.

I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me.

Keep calm and let the panda do its thing.

Life is too short to wear boring socks.

Owl you need is love!

If nothing goes right, go left… and maybe find a pizza along the way.

Less Monday, more summer.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a morning animal.

Live like every day is taco Tuesday!

Believe in yourself, even if you’re a turtle trying to do the moonwalk.

I’m so egg-cited for breakfast!

I didn’t choose to be a llama, the llama chose me.

I don’t always wear a cape, but when I do, it’s because I’m a superhero pigeon.

Life’s a zoo, embrace the chaos!

Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.

Good things come to those who bait.

Beware of the duck! Quackly and silently, it can steal your heart.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Be your own kind of weird, like a cat with its own unique meow.

Don’t just fly, soar!