Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
My middle finger gets a lot of exercise these days.
If karma doesn’t hit you, trust me, I will.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’m just choosing not to punch you in the face.
There’s a special place in hell for people like you. I hope you enjoy the heat.
I’m allergic to bullshit and your presence is making me itch.
If I had a dollar for every time you annoyed me, I’d be rich enough to buy an island and never see you again.
I didn’t attend the petty drama class, but I’m happy to put on a show for you.
The only thing worse than your attitude is your grammar.
You must be a magician because every time you open your mouth, everyone disappears.
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?
If I wanted your opinion, I’d ask for it. But I don’t, so keep it to yourself.
I have zero tolerance for idiots. Congratulations on being my exception.
You’re like a hemorrhoid – a real pain in the ass.
I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
You’re the reason I need therapy.
I’m sorry but I can’t hear your bullshit over the sound of how awesome I am.
Your stupidity is truly remarkable. It must be hard being you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, karma is coming, and it’s coming for you.
Fuck You Quotes – Unleashing the Power of Profanity part 2
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least I’m not you.
You’re like a penny on the sidewalk – completely worthless and annoying to pick up.
I’d say you’re as pleasant as a root canal, but at least a root canal has an end.
I’m sorry, did I invite you to my pity party? No? Then take your negativity elsewhere.
Oh, look, the world revolves around you. Just like your own little delusional universe.
You’re the reason I drink.
You must have a lot of extra free time to be worrying about my life.
I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
I’m at the stage of my life where I keep myself out of unnecessary drama. Fuck off.
You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not pizza.
When people ask me what I see in you, I just smile and say ‘nothing’.
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair.
I’m not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
I’m busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I’ll always get up after I fall. And whether I run, walk or have to crawl, I’ll set my goals and achieve them all.
I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you.
You’re like a diploma-less doctor, full of useless advice.
Your drama will never eclipse my karma.
Wow, thank you for your unsolicited opinion, said no one ever.
I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
You may think you’re clever, but I’ve met smarter sandwiches.
You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.
Hold on, let me take a selfie while I don’t give a fuck.
I can’t fix stupid, but I can offer you a clue.
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