Flight of the Conchords Quotes

I’m not in a band, I’m in a duo. – Jemaine

Just because I’m a vampire doesn’t mean I’m going to suck your blood… unless you want me to. – Bret

I’m not a woman, but I think I understand what they’re thinking. – Jemaine

You’re so beautiful, you could be a part-time model. – Bret

I think I fell in love with you at the same time you fell in love with me. Which was at first sight. – Jemaine

You know what they say, love is a race, and I’m coming first place. – Bret

We’re New Zealanders, we’re like the people that live next door to the people that put up a ‘Beware of Dog’ sign. – Jemaine

I’m not a man, I’m a manchild… with a plan. – Bret

I’m not crying, it’s just been raining… on my face. – Jemaine

I’m a part-time lover, and a full-time friend. – Bret

I love you like a high school girl loves MySpace. – Jemaine

I wanna hold your hand, but I also wanna hold a beer. – Bret

I’m not a rapper, I’m a white guy who likes to rap… poorly. – Jemaine

I’m not a ladies’ man, I’m a man’s man… who also likes ladies. – Bret

I may not have a lot of money, but at least I have good taste in music. – Jemaine

You’re so hot, you make climate change look good. – Bret

Flight of the Conchords Quotes part 2

I may not have the moves, but I have the grooves. – Jemaine

I’m not a fashion icon, but I wear my jeans tight. – Bret

I’m not a poet, but I can rhyme sometimes. – Jemaine

I may not have a job, but I have a lot of ambition… and a guitar. – Bret

I may not have the looks, but I have the hooks. – Jemaine

I may not have a car, but I have a guitar. – Bret

I may not have a plan, but I have a band. – Jemaine

I may not have the moves, but I have the tunes. – Bret

I may not have the style, but I have the smile. – Jemaine

I may not have the money, but I have the funny. – Bret

I may not have the fame, but I have the game. – Jemaine

I may not have the bling, but I have the sing. – Bret

I’m not a smooth talker, but I can sing you a love song. – Jemaine

I may not have the muscles, but I have the hustle. – Bret

I’m not a ladies’ man, but I can make you laugh… or cry. – Jemaine

I may not have the moves, but I have the grooves. – Bret

I’m not a fashion icon, but I wear my jeans tight. – Jemaine

I’m not a rockstar, but I can play a mean air guitar. – Bret

I may not have the talent, but I have the commitment. – Jemaine

I’m not a ladies’ man, but I can make you smile. – Bret

I may not have the fame, but I have the game. – Jemaine

I’m not a poet, but I can sing you a love song. – Bret

I may not have the muscles, but I have the hustle. – Jemaine

I’m not a smooth talker, but I have the power of music. – Bret

I may not have the looks, but I have the hooks. – Jemaine

I’m not a ladies’ man, but I can make you laugh… or cry. – Bret

I may not have the style, but I have the smile. – Jemaine

I’m not a rockstar, but I can play a mean air guitar. – Bret

I may not have the talent, but I have the commitment. – Jemaine