Fishing Quotes Funny

Fishing is my reel passion.

When life gets tough, go fishing!

I only drink on days that end in Y… and when I’m fishing.

I fish because my therapist told me to.

Fishing: the art of making water your happy place.

I’m not addicted to fishing. I can quit anytime I want, I just don’t want to.

Fishing is my cardio… especially when the fish are biting!

I’m a master baiter.

Fishing: the one hobby where it’s acceptable to talk to yourself and nobody thinks you’re crazy.

Fishing: where millionaires and paupers stand shoulder to shoulder… in the same river.

Fishing: the only sport where the fish don’t know they’re playing.

Procrastifishing: the art of going fishing instead of doing something productive.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for fishing.

Fishing: the only time sitting in a boat doing nothing is considered cool.

Fishing: the sport that makes waiting exciting.

Fishing: better than therapy and cheaper than bail.

A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work.

Fishing: the perfect excuse for having a beer at 6 am.

Fishing: the only time when it’s acceptable to get hooked on something.

Fishing: the art of pretending to work when you’re actually doing nothing.

Fishing: where even the smallest fish becomes ‘the one that got away.’

Fishing Quotes Funny part 2

Fishing keeps me reel busy.

Fishing: the reason my hands are permanently smell like fish.

Fishing: the best way to teach patience to small children… and adults.

My fishing skills are off the hook!

Fishing: the ultimate way to reel in some relaxation.

Fishing: the one place where men can still feel like hunters… even if they’re terrible at it.

Fishing: the only time where it’s socially acceptable to talk about worms and bugs.

Fishing: the art of feeding mosquitoes voluntarily.

Fishing: where men and fish both think they’re smarter than each other.

Fishing: the pursuit of the one that didn’t get away… yet.

Fishing: where every cast is a chance to hook the biggest fish in the lake… or a tree.

Fishing is like yoga for the soul… but with more snacks.

Fishing: the only time when screaming in public is acceptable.

Fishing: where the smell of fish on your clothes is a badge of honor.

Fishing: a great way to catch up on your vitamin D… and your sleep.

Fishing: the art of hoping for the best but being prepared for a wet disappointment.

Fishing: the classic battle of wits between mankind and fish, where the fish are winning.

Fishing: the best excuse for spending a day doing nothing and still feeling accomplished.

Fishing: the pursuit of the one that keeps getting away… because it’s imaginary.

Fishing: the sport that proves you don’t have to be smart to have fun.

Fishing is like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re gonna catch.

Fishing: a great way to test your patience and your knot-tying skills.

Fishing: the only sport that gets better the more you exaggerate.

Fishing: where even the smallest catch can make you feel like a big fish in a small pond.