Famous Jersey Shore Sayings

• Cabs are here!
• GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry
• T-shirt time!
• T-shirt time, T-shirt time, it’s party time!
• Grenades!
• I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet
• The situation is always under control
• It’s T-shirt time somewhere
• I’m done, bitches!
• I’m not just any chick, I’m Sammi Sweetheart!
• The shirt before the shirt
• Oh yeah, yeah!
• Gorilla!
• Cab’s heeere!
• I’m a blast in a glass!
• I have a great personality, and I have great hair
• I’m not a lesbian, I just love Vinny
• I never fall in love at the Jersey Shore
• I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip his head off
• I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much
• The duck phone!
• I love my boobies
• Party’s here!
• Come at the king, you best not miss
• You can hate me all you want, but you know you want to be me
• I’m not fat, I’m just well-fed
• I’m not a Guidette, I’m a guidette
• Do I look like I eat ham?
• I got the eye of the tiger
• I’m a good time, not a long time
• I’m like a sour patch kid, sour then sweet
• I’m not looking for a relationship, I’m looking for a good time
• I’m not gonna lie, I’m a blast in a glass
• I’m not single, I’m on the prowl
• I’m like a blast in a shot glass
• I’m like a dirty little hamster
• I don’t like to eat alone
• I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan.
• I’m like a bird, I only fly away
• I’m the MVP of the Jersey Shore, bro!
• Cabs are here!
• Gym, tan, laundry
• It’s T-shirt time!
• Grenades and landmines
• MVP: Most Valuable Prankster
• The Situation: The only thing he’s ever solved is how to get his abs to look like that
• I’m not just the queen of Poughkeepsie, I’m the queen of the boardwalk
• Sunday dinners with the family, Italian style
• You can hate on me all you want, but I’m still gonna do me
• If you’re not DTF, then GTFO
• It’s not about the hair gel, it’s about the confidence
• I’m not a grenade, I’m a firework
• I don’t wear underwear, because I like to be free
• I’m not trying to fall in love at the Jersey Shore, I’m just trying to have a good time
• I’m not a stalker, I’m a detective of love
• Ronnie, stop being Ron Ron Juice and start being Ron Ron Responsible
• I’m not trashy, I just have a different style
• T-shirt time is the best time
• I’m not crazy, I’m just passionate
• The Jersey Shore isn’t a place, it’s a state of mind
• I’m not a meatball, I’m a meatball princess
• I’m not a grenade, I’m a love missile
• I may be small, but I pack a punch
• I’m not a liar, I’m just a storyteller
• I’m not a caboose, I’m the conductor of the hot mess express
• I’m not a diva, I’m a reality star
• I’m not a trash bag, I’m a garbage can
• I’m not a prankster, I’m a genius
• I’m not a stalker, I’m just in love with love
• I’m not a grenade, I’m a bombshell
• I’m not a snooki, I’m a Nicole
• I’m not a follower, I’m a leader of the guidos
• I’m not a psycho, I’m just passionate
• I’m not a grenade, I’m a pinup girl
• I’m not a dog, I’m a bitch
• I’m not a trainwreck, I’m just living my best life
• I’m not a hater, I’m just a truth teller
• I’m not a one-night stand, I’m a lifetime of memories
• I’m not a hooker, I’m a hot mess
• I’m not a wannabe, I’m a real guido
• I’m not a drama queen, I’m just misunderstood
• I’m not a dumb blonde, I’m a smart-ass
• I’m not a mess, I’m just a masterpiece in progress
• I’m not a slut, I’m just comfortable with my sexuality
• I’m not a pushover, I’m just easygoing
• I’m not a party girl, I’m a party queen
• GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry.
• Cabs are here!
• T-shirt time!
• It’s T-shirt time somewhere.
• I’m not a grenade!
• The shirt before the shirt.
• Sunday dinner, family, and the Jersey Shore, it’s a way of life.
• I’m a blast in a glass.
• Grenade-free since ’93.
• Gym and tanning, it’s my therapy.
• Twinning!
• Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
• Spiral squad!
• I’m not trashy, I just know how to have fun.

Famous Jersey Shore Sayings part 2