Famous Jersey Shore Sayings

  • Cabs are here!
  • GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry
  • T-shirt time!
  • T-shirt time, T-shirt time, it’s party time!
  • Grenades!
  • I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet
  • The situation is always under control
  • It’s T-shirt time somewhere
  • I’m done, bitches!
  • I’m not just any chick, I’m Sammi Sweetheart!
  • The shirt before the shirt
  • Oh yeah, yeah!
  • Gorilla!
  • Cab’s heeere!
  • I’m a blast in a glass!
  • I have a great personality, and I have great hair
  • I’m not a lesbian, I just love Vinny
  • I never fall in love at the Jersey Shore
  • I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip his head off
  • I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much
  • The duck phone!
  • I love my boobies
  • Party’s here!
  • Come at the king, you best not miss
  • You can hate me all you want, but you know you want to be me
  • I’m not fat, I’m just well-fed
  • I’m not a Guidette, I’m a guidette
  • Do I look like I eat ham?
  • I got the eye of the tiger
  • I’m a good time, not a long time
  • I’m like a sour patch kid, sour then sweet
  • I’m not looking for a relationship, I’m looking for a good time
  • I’m not gonna lie, I’m a blast in a glass
  • I’m not single, I’m on the prowl
  • I’m like a blast in a shot glass
  • I’m like a dirty little hamster
  • I don’t like to eat alone
  • I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan.
  • I’m like a bird, I only fly away
  • I’m the MVP of the Jersey Shore, bro!
  • Cabs are here!
  • Gym, tan, laundry
  • It’s T-shirt time!
  • Grenades and landmines
  • MVP: Most Valuable Prankster
  • The Situation: The only thing he’s ever solved is how to get his abs to look like that
  • I’m not just the queen of Poughkeepsie, I’m the queen of the boardwalk
  • Sunday dinners with the family, Italian style
  • You can hate on me all you want, but I’m still gonna do me
  • If you’re not DTF, then GTFO
  • It’s not about the hair gel, it’s about the confidence
  • I’m not a grenade, I’m a firework
  • I don’t wear underwear, because I like to be free
  • I’m not trying to fall in love at the Jersey Shore, I’m just trying to have a good time
  • I’m not a stalker, I’m a detective of love
  • Ronnie, stop being Ron Ron Juice and start being Ron Ron Responsible
  • I’m not trashy, I just have a different style
  • T-shirt time is the best time
  • I’m not crazy, I’m just passionate
  • The Jersey Shore isn’t a place, it’s a state of mind
  • I’m not a meatball, I’m a meatball princess
  • I’m not a grenade, I’m a love missile
  • I may be small, but I pack a punch
  • I’m not a liar, I’m just a storyteller
  • I’m not a caboose, I’m the conductor of the hot mess express
  • I’m not a diva, I’m a reality star
  • I’m not a trash bag, I’m a garbage can
  • I’m not a prankster, I’m a genius
  • I’m not a stalker, I’m just in love with love
  • I’m not a grenade, I’m a bombshell
  • I’m not a snooki, I’m a Nicole
  • I’m not a follower, I’m a leader of the guidos
  • I’m not a psycho, I’m just passionate
  • I’m not a grenade, I’m a pinup girl
  • I’m not a dog, I’m a bitch
  • I’m not a trainwreck, I’m just living my best life
  • I’m not a hater, I’m just a truth teller
  • I’m not a one-night stand, I’m a lifetime of memories
  • I’m not a hooker, I’m a hot mess
  • I’m not a wannabe, I’m a real guido
  • I’m not a drama queen, I’m just misunderstood
  • I’m not a dumb blonde, I’m a smart-ass
  • I’m not a mess, I’m just a masterpiece in progress
  • I’m not a slut, I’m just comfortable with my sexuality
  • I’m not a pushover, I’m just easygoing
  • I’m not a party girl, I’m a party queen
  • GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry.
  • Cabs are here!
  • T-shirt time!
  • It’s T-shirt time somewhere.
  • I’m not a grenade!
  • The shirt before the shirt.
  • Sunday dinner, family, and the Jersey Shore, it’s a way of life.
  • I’m a blast in a glass.
  • Grenade-free since ’93.
  • Gym and tanning, it’s my therapy.
  • Twinning!
  • Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
  • Spiral squad!
  • I’m not trashy, I just know how to have fun.

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