Sweat is just fat crying, and I make my fat weep every day!
I dont sweat; I sparkle!
Leggings are my happy pants, and they know how to party!
If you think Im strong, you should see my coffee!
Sore today, strong tomorrow and a lot sassier!
My workout is 90% coffee and 10% cardio.
Strong is the new skinny, but fabulous is forever!
I run because punching people is frowned upon!
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
Fitness first, wine second!
My favorite yoga pose is the one where Im lying on the couch.
I lift, and I mean my grocery bags!
Running late is my cardio!
I work out because I really, really love dessert.
Plank like nobodys watching except my dog.
Who needs a gym buddy when you have pizza?
I do burpees, but theyre more like ‘bur-pees’ because Im trying to laugh!
Balance is having a cupcake in each hand!
Cardio? I thought you said ‘carb-dough.’
Dont count the burpees; make the burpees count!
Motivation is like a shower; you need it daily!
Ive got 99 problems, and they all end with I need to work out more!
Fitness is like a relationship; it doesnt work without commitment (or snacks).
Dear muscles, I love you! But can you please stop making me sore?
I got 99 problems, but a bench aint one.
Run like theres a sale at the finish line!
I do yoga to relieve stress; just dont ask me to touch my toes.
Empower Your Workout – Inspiring Female Humor Fitness Quotes part 2
My warm-up is your workout!
A little sweat never hurt anybody unless its in my eye!
Stop the presses; I just did one push-up!
Exercise: because punching people is frowned upon!
Im not here to talk; Im here to sweat and shine!
Brunch and crunch are my favorite combo!
A little bit of sweat, a whole lot of sass!
Some days Im a gym rat; other days, Im a couch potato.
I run because I enjoy the pause between my workout playlist!
My only competition is my reflection in the mirror!
Exercise is just a party you throw for your body!
Kettlebells and high heels it’s all about balance!
Chasing dreams and nachos my two cardio pursuits!
Id workout, but my couch and I have a commitment!
You cant buy happiness, but you can buy protein close enough!
Keep calm and squat on!
Fitness is like a relationship; its all about finding your perfect balance!
I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure especially between cake and cardio!
Gym hair, dont care I’ll rock this messy bun!
Endorphins are my favorite kind of high and they come with a side of laughter!
Why lift weights when you can lift tacos?
Just a girl who conquered her workout and the pizza afterward!
My favorite exercise? Flexing my sense of humor!
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