Empower Your Workout – Inspiring Female Humor Fitness Quotes

Sweat is just fat crying, and I make my fat weep every day!

I don’t sweat; I sparkle!

Leggings are my happy pants, and they know how to party!

If you think I’m strong, you should see my coffee!

Sore today, strong tomorrow – and a lot sassier!

My workout is 90% coffee and 10% cardio.

Strong is the new skinny, but fabulous is forever!

I run because punching people is frowned upon!

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

Fitness first, wine second!

My favorite yoga pose is the one where I’m lying on the couch.

I lift, and I mean my grocery bags!

Running late is my cardio!

I work out because I really, really love dessert.

Plank like nobody’s watching – except my dog.

Who needs a gym buddy when you have pizza?

I do burpees, but they’re more like ‘bur-pees’ because I’m trying to laugh!

Balance is having a cupcake in each hand!

Cardio? I thought you said ‘carb-dough.’

Don’t count the burpees; make the burpees count!

Motivation is like a shower; you need it daily!

I’ve got 99 problems, and they all end with ‘I need to work out more!’

Fitness is like a relationship; it doesn’t work without commitment (or snacks).

Dear muscles, I love you! But can you please stop making me sore?

I got 99 problems, but a bench ain’t one.

Run like there’s a sale at the finish line!

I do yoga to relieve stress; just don’t ask me to touch my toes.

Empower Your Workout – Inspiring Female Humor Fitness Quotes part 2

My warm-up is your workout!

A little sweat never hurt anybody – unless it’s in my eye!

Stop the presses; I just did one push-up!

Exercise: because punching people is frowned upon!

I’m not here to talk; I’m here to sweat and shine!

Brunch and crunch are my favorite combo!

A little bit of sweat, a whole lot of sass!

Some days I’m a gym rat; other days, I’m a couch potato.

I run because I enjoy the pause between my workout playlist!

My only competition is my reflection in the mirror!

Exercise is just a party you throw for your body!

Kettlebells and high heels – it’s all about balance!

Chasing dreams and nachos – my two cardio pursuits!

I’d workout, but my couch and I have a commitment!

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy protein – close enough!

Keep calm and squat on!

Fitness is like a relationship; it’s all about finding your perfect balance!

I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure – especially between cake and cardio!

Gym hair, don’t care – I’ll rock this messy bun!

Endorphins are my favorite kind of ‘high’ – and they come with a side of laughter!

Why lift weights when you can lift tacos?

Just a girl who conquered her workout – and the pizza afterward!

My favorite exercise? Flexing my sense of humor!

Alfred Sorsazo

A seeker of inspiration and beauty in words. I share quotes that touch the soul, provoke thought, and inspire change.

Finding and sharing wisdom that helps you better understand yourself and the world around you. Why quotes? Short phrases contain incredible power - they can inspire, support, give hope, or just make you smile.

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