Elf Quotes

Santa’s coming! I know him!

You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.

I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.

I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Have you seen these toilets? They’re GINORMOUS!

I’m in love, I’m in love, and I don’t care who knows it!

I passed through the seven layers of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.

Son of a nutcracker!

He’s an angry elf.

You cotton-headed ninnymuggins!

Not now, Arctic Puffin!

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to burp.

Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?

You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! It’s great to be here.

I’m a human, and I just wanted to say thanks. Thanks for saving my life.

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

I just like to smile! Smiling’s my favorite.

I’m here with my dad and we never met, and he wants me to sing him a song.

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

You can’t just walk up to a person and say, ‘Hey, you’re my dad!’

Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to burp.

I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

He’s an angry elf.

You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.

You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.

Santa’s coming! I know him!

Not now, Arctic Puffin!

You cotton-headed ninnymuggins!

I’m in love, I’m in love, and I don’t care who knows it!

You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.

I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.

You sit on a throne of lies!

I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.

I passed through the seven layers of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Have you seen these toilets? They’re GINORMOUS!

I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.

You sit on a throne of lies!

I’m in love, I’m in love, and I don’t care who knows it!

Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee!

I did it! I did it! I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins!